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Re: Politics humor strikes back!

Since mods won't unlock it...


Humor performs a lightning kick, followed by a tornado punch, and the finale is a triple hooligan head bunt!

The mods fall down dizzy and unable to defend themselves! Then humor picks their pockets, uses their ID's to open a dozen credit cards and buys some uber expensive stuff! Humor knows no limits!



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Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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http://www.funnyobamas.com/pictures/Some_Change.htm

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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hahahhahahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahah

Love it. Promises change. Changes promise.

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Re: Politics humor strikes back!

Still not funny.

Maar doodslaan deed hij niet, want tussen droom en daad,
Staan wetten in de weg en praktische bezwaren,
En ook weemoedigheid, die niemand kan verklaren,
En die des avonds komt, wanneer men slapen gaat.

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He talked on and on about changing the way government worked--corruption, back room deals, giving enforcement agencies the ability to write their own regulations because Congress is too lazy, lack of transparency, etc. He did a 180 on all these promises and more. It's hardly debatable that his administration has failed to live up to... well, any of these promises.

The fact that he changed his promises is funny because he promised change! It's a play on words! Maybe this part was lost on you. And it's funny because it's true!

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I got the joke, explaining it doesn't make it any better...

Plus I meant the entire thread in general. It has been a continues flow of bad jokes. Of course there were a few exceptions, but overall the quality was lackluster and the humor was of levels not even seen in amature stand up comedy competitions.

Maar doodslaan deed hij niet, want tussen droom en daad,
Staan wetten in de weg en praktische bezwaren,
En ook weemoedigheid, die niemand kan verklaren,
En die des avonds komt, wanneer men slapen gaat.

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Oh. Well. I wasn't disputing that. tongue

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http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Wind-Turbine-Fire_-Stuart-McMahon.jpg

good thing that wasn't a coal mine, cause imagine what windstorms would do to one of them!!!

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Johnny Carson once told this one

There was a small midwest town with a Civil War cannon on a block in front of the courthouse.  The local town simpleton was paid $1 a day to go polish it.  He did that every day for 20 years.  Then one day he went to the mayor and said, "I quit"

The mayor asked, "You quit? What are you going to do, you only polished a cannon all your life"

The simpleton said "Well I been saving up.  I bought my own cannon and I'm going into business for myself"

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Barack Obama apparently slapped his forehead and hollered "THAT'S MY STIMULUS"

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It's only logical. It's too sophisticated for the president to likely understand.

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http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561948_4022659019068_1179898723_n.jpg

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1E9MiUECXU

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