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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

must not have meth in Florida

you can pay a meth head to do anything

two days later you'll find him in the same place ripping copper out of computer monitors and when he sees you he'll say "Hey! I'm about to leave to do that thing for ya"

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

some of you are seriously overestimating the money's worth ,  just saying ;p

till the end of time..

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

Bribe women with it.

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pee on orphans

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

^ lol

Sex without the e is still SX!

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i would buy a house

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32 Reply by Paininside (edited by Paininside 05-Aug-2012 14:39:22)

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nolio: "I'd pay a thousand meth heads to march up to the White House wearing shirts that say "We Support the GOP" "

rofl

Colorado: even in the 11/01 war i made more hits.
Colorado: 447 blow jobs.
Big Gary:  Only a fool cannot admit when he's wrong...
AW:    i love rim jobs
RisingDown: I know you do

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Hmmm, they tried that with fakes before... why do you think it would work this time?

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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fake says it all.

Colorado: even in the 11/01 war i made more hits.
Colorado: 447 blow jobs.
Big Gary:  Only a fool cannot admit when he's wrong...
AW:    i love rim jobs
RisingDown: I know you do

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

Literally buy a suburb, rent out the houses and live of the hundred thousand dollars a week

Then I lived.

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I would exchange it for Galleons and store it in Gringotts. So when I get killed by a certain dark wizard my son lives a good life and bangs his best friend's ginger sister..

" If the world flips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.. "

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Hellz to the yeh

best friends sister FTW

<StrykerKp> whos the sxy guy?
<Snailex> banksy
<StrykerKp> o ok

I don't fight great wars  .......  I fund them!

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Two of my best friends have hot sisters, I keep telling them it's going to happen no matter how much they don't want it to.

Just gotta wait for one of them to become legal >_>

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^^ if you won I bet you wouldn't wait

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It'd be Indecent Proposal immediately.

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

well just go to jail now then ! save the economy a hit

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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snort coke of the ass of a whore

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> The Yell wrote:

> well just go to jail now then ! save the economy a hit <

Come on Yell, as an American you should know that the rich don't go to jail.

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> East wrote:

> snort coke of the ass of a whore<<

you mean

"snort coke OFF the ass of a whore" ?

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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I like my coke the way I like my TV dinners: well processed.

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