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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

Say Powerball, $330 million which is about 50,000 euro

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

Two girls at the same time.

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

I'd hire Ian McKellen to sing a cover of "Rock Skate Roll Bounce"

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

ok spock aced me hmm

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

I watched Office Space and learned well. It was only logical.

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although, if you did two girls while Ian McKellen sang that would be pretty awesome

if you cats remember the 1970s, IT PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

Marry a woman, consumate the marriage, annul... four hours total, repeat ten times.

J/k

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

Sniff alot of coke

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I would buy new underwear.

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

With

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

three girls t the same timdqs

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

220 mil of booze.  100 mil house and living expenses.  10 mil legos.  spam's wife

adjust for taxes on that ratio

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

Invest in some local businesses to try to create jobs in the community. A new house would be nice too.

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I would take a real vacation!

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

oh Amen to that KT, I'd love one of those too.

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buy an island with nice warm climates in the middle of nowhere and have a vacation.

and a kick ass computer with wow...and play until i get tired.

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i would buy a tank and paint it gold and roam the norwegian higlands pulling a crew of females in fury bikinis on skis behind me..while i satt driking cognac and smoking sigars on gun barrel!

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

I'd invest it into a nonprofit organization I'd invent dedicated to education for kids in third world countries.

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Your supposed to be funny and not logical! Most of you fail X(

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I'd buy myself two nice old houses (I have a good idea wich ones I'd like to buy). one of them shall be restored to its former glory, the other will be converted into a small and attractive brewery/restaurant.
Then I'd pay off the morgage of my non profit organisation and thoroughly enhance it. It can do with a good makeover and extra cash to start up larger projects.
And I'd buy some property I can rent out, so I have a stable monthly income.
I'll leave a large part of the money in investments. The rest will go to charities and frivolities.

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

Don't forget to add castle towers to those houses you're buying!

Maar doodslaan deed hij niet, want tussen droom en daad,
Staan wetten in de weg en praktische bezwaren,
En ook weemoedigheid, die niemand kan verklaren,
En die des avonds komt, wanneer men slapen gaat.

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I would make stefan an offer to buy IC. He would refuse it. I would then buy me a tank, park it in front of his house, aim the cannon at his lazy chair, and offer 5$ for IC. I would then hire some people to overhaul the game, make it awesome, and ban some of the people that annoy me most.

On a more serious note : aside from buying me a house here and somewhere in the sun, i would put most of such a huge amount into trusts. A smaller trust would be for me personally so i can spend the rest of my days playing games in luxury, the larger trusts would be used to set up a non-profit organisation (providing free lodging and food to people living on the street, right here in this so-called developped country) which would get a hefty yearly allowance out of those trusts, and have some friends run it for me (and pay them quite handsomely for doing that).

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

Hire Mark Thatcher
Raise an army of African child soldiers
Conquer Monaco, proclaim Soviet Union of Casinos
Negotiate amnesty and $1 billion buyout in exchange for daring predawn French liberation strike (save $ leaving Thatcher at airport a la Wild Geese)
Retire to Malta, earn money threatening to back separatist guerrillas of all sorts but taking bribes not to
Die when KGB decide to save the payoff

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Re: If you Won the Lottery What Would You Do

*Since Flint called me fail


I'd pay a thousand meth heads to march up to the White House wearing shirts that say "We Support the GOP" big_smile

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