Agreed,  what Chris needs is a self sustaining hareem.  Once you guys figure out how to get him one please post the directions in the Strategy forum.... Does IC still have the links for the buy a Russian Wife?  Maybe they could add one of those on as an insentive to buy a VIP?

Chris you could also like... actually say hi to a lady irl...

she told me she was going to work on an oyster boat in Louisiana
so I said "when will you be back" and she said "I won't"
which I took as indicating we weren't an item

she got taken for 1/2 the cost of a new boat cause her "partners" said 'we cant buy new boat and need to repair old boat, here's 50% of your money back', gave up and took it, got back her and tried to fight it, said screw it, got with another guy, put her car in his name cause he was driving without a license, he broke up with her and was gonna take the car to FL, she beat the crap out of the car, got arrested for terrorist threats, her kids refused to bail her out but the guy signed a paper saying it was her own car so she got charges dropped, last I heard from her she paid somebody $6000 cash and didnt get a receipt and that somebody was trying to stiff her

so I think i've had enough drama, do you know the address for the guys who write East Enders, I can sell this to them if they make it less complicated

my parents are still alive

if I marry somebody like that it's gonna get Game of Thrones in the House of Balsz

I'm a little pissed off, after reading this thread, that the universities I went to didn't have an asexual studies program. [cluckin'] bigots.

i thought we decided on TU...

are you cheating on TU?

Date a client....