Imagine if a Prophet were born and set his eyes on California. Seeing to much sin he decides to damn them. He calls upon the last good person in California to be his witness.

"I damn thee to suffer immense burdens you can never fufil" cries the prophet.

"Ummm, your holiness they already suffer that with Union Pensions they can never pay but desire to try anyhow, and an unsustainable welfare State"

Oh says the Prophet...

"I curse thee to burn!"

Sorry but environmentalists guaranteed that by prohibiting the removal of dead trees and plants and with increasing the trees per acre to unsustainable levels...

"May your grapes wither on the vine, your crop trees dry up, and your fields produce nothing!"

Ummm, they have that problem to, when they denied water to Central California farmers in an effort to reduce the pain a fish may or may not feel

"May you suffer diseases upon your genitalia!"

Between Herpes, AID's, Syphillis and more they already do...

"May you suffer financial oblivion!"

Please oh great one, they have already lost many businesses to taxes which are the heaviest in the nation, their budget is spiralling out of control, the payments on their debt is crushing and they already passed many things which will ruin them financially.

"May you suffer huge and wasteful waits for no real gain!"

You have never been in California traffic before have you?

"May you suffer a new swarm, similar to the locusts of the past!"

Illegal Immigrants, sanctuary State, free benefits... already covered.

Now the Prophet looks to the Good man and asks "What can I curse them with then? I am running out of ideas!"

So good man what curses could work on this evil State?