"Say we're playing dice and you're winning. I accuse you of cheating by using a loaded die. That's my hypothesis then. But in order to support that theory, I'd have to formulate a null hypothesis and test it statistically. The null hypothesis usually is that the observations are the result of chance. If statistics show the chances of getting the observations by chance are very low then the hypothesis hasn't been disproved.
Watts didn't test his hypothesis of surfacestations.org. Which is what a scientist would have done before posting wild claims on the Internet."
http://climatechange.thinkaboutit.eu/think4/post/arch_denialist_scores_own_goal/
This right there is why Global Climate Bitching sucks ass. Your crew has taken "science" back to the Dark Ages, back to Peter Abelard, in fact, who said "If I, in my awesomeness, pwn the Bishop of Thbbpptt in a flamewar concerning our imagination of the Holy Spirit, I not only prove he sucks, I prove the true nature of the Holy Spirit." I'm translating for the gist, you understand. But it's a quote.
You would not, in fact, have to come up with a hypothetical model of the universe and put it through a limited, self-rewarding series of trials before coming up with results which you, using circular reasoning, extrapolate to the larger universe, and say "See I deduced the Laws of God, and you can't disprove it!" inviting a contrary hypothetical model of the universe subjected to a limited set of trials and opposing, contrary extrapolations. Yes, yes, I know this passes as "science" by professional whores sucking at the teats of professional research. If you just fill enough pages with test results, it counts as "work"...work being "science"...and justifying guess about the physical laws of the universe. Yes this is what thousands of professionals call "science".
It's still bullshit.
Pilgrim, if I suspect you of using loaded dice, I will not create hypothetical models of the universe and test them in limited trials subject to peer review. I will proceed directly to physical observation of the universe itself. I will put your dice in a glass of water, and some honest dice in a glass of water, and mister, if your loaded dice displace more water than the honest bones, then I know they got more than bone in there don't I? And ye'll swing for it.
A neat example of making-shit-up "science" versus the Science of direct observation. Galileo did not have to prove the law of gravity to disprove Ptolemaic circles. He just observed moons of Jupiter orbiting Jupiter instead of the Earth, which the Ptolemaic system did not allow. GAME OVER.
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.