Re: Political Humor

http://ohioright.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/obama-off-a-cliff.jpg?w=640

New thread to stop entropic forces and necromancers of the world from rising up with new found power.

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
Avogardo and Noir ignored by me for life so people know why I do not respond to them. (Informational)

Re: Political Humor

hahahahahahahaha that one's great.

[I wish I could obey forum rules]

3 (edited by The Yell 22-Jun-2012 20:32:30)

Re: Political Humor

http://cdn.svcs.c2.uclick.com/c2/853cf4b0706f012f2fdd00163e41dd5b

http://www.gocomics.com/patoliphant/2012/04/16

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Political Humor

I just love it when he takes charge.

[I wish I could obey forum rules]

Re: Political Humor

http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/h/www.powerlineblog.com/admin/ed-assets/2012/06/800x558xRAM1stclr-062212-nixonian-I.jpg.cms_.jpeg.pagespeed.ic.EXeOLukHim.jpg

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Political Humor

American cartoons are very unfunny.

Re: Political Humor

Mace, maybe your sense of humor sucks.

[I wish I could obey forum rules]

Re: Political Humor

So NBC offered Obama a gig if he loses the election.


The new show would be called "The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers"

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
Avogardo and Noir ignored by me for life so people know why I do not respond to them. (Informational)

Re: Political Humor

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/255213_166284513496478_1356678626_n.jpg

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Political Humor

@ Einstein

booooooooooooo tongue

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: Political Humor

Lovely picture.

I've been collecting election 2012 images for months. I'm going to upload them all to facebook and piss off a lot of people. smile

[I wish I could obey forum rules]

Re: Political Humor

http://i.imgur.com/8WdXZ.jpg

Re: Political Humor

http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/obamaconstitution.jpg

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
Avogardo and Noir ignored by me for life so people know why I do not respond to them. (Informational)

Re: Political Humor

Haha Arfeh, that was a good one tongue

LORD HELP OREGON

Re: Political Humor

?

It was factually inaccurate. "deregulation" didn't crash the economy and subsequently decrease tax revenue, as the childish myth of communist pussies contends. It's not even debatable. And the money Bush wasted on wars, bad as it was, has wound down under Obama and was never on the level with what Obama wasted.

I wanted to enjoy it--I have no love for Bush or Republicans--But it was just ignorant and stupid. I have a hard time celebrating ignorance, especially in regard to such real and serious issues with such real and serious effects on human beings' rights, freedoms, and standards of living.

If you pride yourselves on ignorance and stupidity, though, I can see your point and source of mirth.

[I wish I could obey forum rules]

Re: Political Humor

If you think what Obama has done is worse than what Bush has done then i would seriously question your sanity

LORD HELP OREGON

17 (edited by V.Kemp 28-Jun-2012 21:23:20)

Re: Political Humor

?

In regard for what? While he didn't invade Iraq and Afghanistan, he did bomb Libya and is more than likely interfering in Syria. He doesn't disagree with Bush's policy when it comes to bombing foreign nations, he just hasn't had the same opportunities.

While he didn't pass the patriot act, he supports it whole-heartedly and expands upon its powers at every opportunity he gets. He doesn't disagree wish Bush's policy when it comes to stripping American citizens of their rights, he just hasn't had the same opportunities.

He's a communist. He speaks openly about it. He hates free markets: He thinks success should be taxed and the government should reap the benefits of the productive. He pretends--which nobody believes--that the government can make better and more efficient decisions than the free market. It's a lie for gullible morons who want more but want to work less. It's an excuse for power. Only ignorant turds who don't deserve freedom buy into such garbage. Only intellectual lightweights raised by shitty parents buy this crap.

Bush did a massive bank bailout. That was bad. It was corrupt. It was garbage. Obama did massive public union pensions bailouts. It was corrupt. It was garbage. Obama bought into the US auto industry. It was corrupt. It was garbage. Obama is taking control of an already over-regualted and poorly-regulated healthcare/health insurance industry. It's corrupt. It's garbage.

And ALL of these things are unlawful. Obviously you disagree, but I think law is important to society.

Bush sucked. Obama is worse. If you disagree, you're definitely ignorant as all hell, ridiculously uneducated in history, and probably a child.

[I wish I could obey forum rules]

Re: Political Humor

LOl hard worsk Kemp, i think Obamas bailouts are garbage but i disagree with your rating of terribleness, bush was worse wink

LORD HELP OREGON

Re: Political Humor

By what measure? 2 posts later, we're still waiting!

[I wish I could obey forum rules]

Re: Political Humor

Yes, Bush by no means could destroy the economy as well as Obama.  Nor could Bush hold a candle to the way Obama runs up a deficit.

21 (edited by V.Kemp 28-Jun-2012 22:07:51)

Re: Political Humor

I didn't even get into corruption and economics. tongue

I have no problem with jokes at the expense of Romney or Bush. I like neither. I have some comics of Romney ready for election 2012. But to pretend Bush ran up the majority of Obama's deficit is just ignorant and wrong.

[I wish I could obey forum rules]

22 (edited by Zarf BeebleBrix 29-Jun-2012 21:13:45)

Re: Political Humor

Two ways to reduce a deficit. Cut spending or increase income (taxes). Two ways to increase a deficit. Increase spending or reduce taxes. Bush increased spending (both on a relative and absolute scale) and decreased income (on a relative scale). He managed this big [mess] up even during an economic boom running fiscal policy contrary to counter-cyclical logic.

He tenure was the same unmitigated fiscal disaster as Labour's in the UK. Faced with structural deficits and recession, of course the deficits in UK and USA continue to grow at unprecedented rates. In the UK the Conservatives have tried to cut structural deficit - but spending cuts have weakened other elements of the economy resulting in medium term reductions to tax revenue too. In the US Obama seems  to have suggested schemes to increase public expenditure but hasn't been bold to raise the necessary tax increases - probably rationally think that tax revenues will rise naturally if his policies can goose employment. Except that the jobs haven't materialised.

And as a postscript, my humour is fine - the cartoons just aren't funny. Funny = http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/matt/?cartoon=9360890&cc=9304439

23 (edited by Justinian I 29-Jun-2012 22:31:16)

Re: Political Humor

Obama's problem is that traitors like Grover Norquist want to starve the beast, so to speak. They also now bribe the Republican party. They don't want the government to invest in the public goods necessary to guarantee the equality of opportunity and meritocracy. They want aristocracy, and to hell with the rest of the population.

I am furious that Obama continues to undercut our civil liberties, but I acknowledge he is in a weak negotiating position, where he is forced to concede to the interests of elitist billionaires, military interventionists, and social conservatives. That group definitely hates liberty more than Obama. They write contradictory laws that turn everyone in to criminals, they want to legislate on "sin," they let the police casually seize the assets of people "suspected" of participating in an illegal business, they undermine the 4th and 5th amendment, and they breach the separation of church and state by contracting public services to religious institutions and NGOs that conform to their beliefs. Moreover, they undermine transparency, try to censor the flow of information, and impose barriers to entry in the marketplace so their goons can maintain control.

This isn't democracy or free-markets. It's plutocracy.

24 (edited by V.Kemp 29-Jun-2012 23:29:26)

Re: Political Humor

Mace,

"wo ways to increase a deficit. Increase spending or reduce taxes."

Reductions in taxes are often followed by increases in revenue, as the economic growth they have a part in encouraging results in increased tax revenue despite lower tax rates. Everybody wins.

"Bush increased spending (both on a relative and absolute scale)"

Relative to Obama? Nope. On an absolute scale? Yeah, of course he did. He was a big government progressive goon. But Obama increased spending more, relatively, absolutely, and positively.

" He managed this big [mess] up even during an economic boom running fiscal policy contrary to counter-cyclical logic."

"counter-cyclical" logic? You know nothing about economics, stop embarrassing yourself. Our crash was the result of corrupt government practices, not some sort of natural economic cycle. I shouldn't bother saying this much, because you obviously have absolutely no idea what you're talking about nor any idea of getting a clue.

Tax-cuts from our ridiculous levels down to our ridiculous levels aren't mess-ups. Stupid wards and spending obviously are. But regardless that Bush was an asshat, Obama still spent more.

"He tenure was the same unmitigated fiscal disaster as Labour's in the UK."

His part was no more the cause of the disaster than Democrats in Congress. Both parties took part in the crash. If you're suggesting that Obama didn't support the sub-prime Congressional bomb-making, so it's Bush's fault revenues decreased, that's just ignorant and stupid.

You can't discuss economics and disasters when you have literally no idea how anything works or how anything went wrong.

" In the UK the Conservatives have tried to cut structural deficit - but spending cuts have weakened other elements of the economy resulting in medium term reductions to tax revenue too."

Ohnoes! Free markets might improve all of our lives! QUICK! BACK TO LESS ECONOMIC FREEDOM! GOD FORBID WE LET FREE MARKETS WORK. Pansies like you are always afraid of anything but Communism. Consider ending it. Evolution requires failure to better the species. Don't worry, the strong will survive. Your weakness is not helpful. It's for the good of man. Step up.

"In the US Obama seems  to have suggested schemes to increase public expenditure but hasn't been bold to raise the necessary tax increases - probably rationally think that tax revenues will rise naturally if his policies can goose employment. Except that the jobs haven't materialised."

Duuuhhhhhh. Communism means more money is wasted by government and less money rewards productivity and innovation in the free market? No wai! I had no idea. Never saw it coming.

His policies were primarily designed to pay off public sector labor unions' pension disaster. Wage increases were limited so their benefits were exploded. Now most localities can't pay for them or are approaching inability to pay for them. Obama's "stimulus" was mostly a way to delay this disaster. It was also a pay-off to idiot "greens"--I won't call them environmentalists, because those are respectable--who can't do basic math. It was just bribe money for votes. It was never intended to produce jobs.

Our taxes are already ridiculously high. The suggestion that our economy would be helped by higher taxes and more of the economy being federally directed is hilarious. Yeah, that's worked well everywhere it's been tried. And free markets have failed every time they were left to flourish. Oh, wait. I'm being facetious.

Okay, at least you're intentionally trolling. xeno actually believes in self-replicating robot alien technology which can do all labor for mankind being real. But nobody is dumb enough to be factually dead-wrong about Obama's spending (just look up the numbers, dumbass) and support this ignorance with a "well Communism might work better!" explanation.



Justinian I,

The suggestion that any power structure in federal government is legitimately interested in "equal opportunity and meritocracy" is cute. It's silly and nonsensical, but cute!

If you want freedom and meritocracy, stop pretending some government dipshit playing to your naive ignorance is your champion. It's free market or nothing. No government babysitter is going to fight for your freedom. Yes, I know he promised to be super awesome and love you and fight for your freedom. But he's lying. And you're a dolt.




Edit: FYI I think all of this nonsense is hysterical. big_smile

Ignorance is sad, not funny. That's the point of this political informational. If your jokes reveal that you're a stupid, ignorant, jealous little man, they're not funny. That's not political humor.

[I wish I could obey forum rules]

Re: Political Humor

V.Kemp,

What's more laughable is to suggest that the participants in a free-market are interested in equal opportunity and meritocracy. Their idea of meritocracy includes: "Ladies want a promotion? Okay, bend over."