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Re: So last week I hit bambi

Broke headlight, some snaps broken on the front grill. Seemed minor.

But today like Montezumas revenge he strikes back...

Suddenly I am overheating the truck like no tomorrow. Then in this desert the AC died for 15 minutes as well (hot air is not ac!)

AC is back, which is why I am sure I will live, but the next 30 miles is going to be difficult if it actually caps out again.... ON FLAT GROUND!


Still as I watch the temp guage slowly rise up like Lazurus I can't help but wonder... why Bambi, why?

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Re: So last week I hit bambi

"till as I watch the temp guage slowly rise up like Lazurus I can't help but wonder... why Bambi, why?"


The mechanical explaination is it  sounds like Bambi may have taken out the cooling fans.  When vehicles overheat the A/C turns off to reduce load on the engine - if the fans are not working there is no air flow at low speeds thus you might find yourself overheating and not having A/C during city driving but everything might work fine when you have high air flow like highway driving.

The probable explaination.  I think a deer's IQ is that of a 2 year old - which means it is most likely a liberal democrat.  It attacked you based on orders passed on to it by ACORN or the local union.

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Re: So last week I hit bambi

Seems my truck took the word snuff to mean sniff as in pull as much fur into the exhaust grill as it could

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Re: So last week I hit bambi

you should have stopped and ate it

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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Re: So last week I hit bambi

Or at least store it for later!  Saving roadkill for later is exactly why you need to make sure there's a refrigerated part of the truck!

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Re: So last week I hit bambi

If you need help on preparation, I believe I have a manual.

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Re: So last week I hit bambi

My trailer is refrigerated, but there was no place to pull over.

I think Bara showed up to eat it raw.

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Re: So last week I hit bambi

you need freespinning sawblades in front of your grill to separate the meat into lighter chunks before it hits

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Re: So last week I hit bambi

Einstein, this is your warning. Stop trolling.

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Re: So last week I hit bambi

I think that is being very hypocritical, many of our gamers here and even some mods do not have their own cars and must wonder what its like to have one and drive around at will.  I'm sure they'd be interested to know the problems drivers have with innocent Disney wildlife hurling themselves into our vehicles. 

Also you yourself are from the Ozarks or whereever so I know you have been hit by a cervine kamikaze and probably made burgoo out of it

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Re: So last week I hit bambi

also people like hearing how einstein hits things with that truck

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Re: So last week I hit bambi

I have hit deer in previous driving experiences. They are quite numerous in the Midwest.

His trolling wasn't about his experience. If he doesn't understand why I warned him, then pm me when I got home to irc.

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Re: So last week I hit bambi

oh...nvm

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Re: So last week I hit bambi

here Einstein, stencil this on yourdoor

http://www.dezignwithaz.com/images/bambi-wall-decals-sm.jpg

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Re: So last week I hit bambi

Heh, trolling... I thought he was an asymetric personality that had no issues with it.

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Re: So last week I hit bambi

i mean we can all see your truck barrelling down the highway, and bambi drinking from a puddle, then you round the corner and the deer is screaming and you're screaming and sheriff buford t justice is screaming then WHOP you see a flock of ravens screaming as they flee the trees into the sky

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Re: So last week I hit bambi

It's a message from God or nature or whatever version of Pandas you worship:

Bambi was put here to be made into jerky and bacon. Don't neglect your duties again and that escapee won't be loose to wreck yer shit!

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