Dudes on the Internet Will Try to Bang You Even if You Act Completely Batshit
If you're a lady, dating online is nothing like an eharmony commercial, where a polite queue of nice men in navy sweaters and bouquets of daisies send you well-punctuated messages asking about your favorite place to go hiking. The reality of online dating, for women at least, is more like sauntering down the sidewalk in a construction zone in the summer while wearing ass cheek revealing cutoffs and a sopping wet white tank top. And any sparse thoughtful messages sent by Nice Guys are drowned out by the loud, constant virtual wolf whistles of the Online Dating Guy Who Doesn't Seem To Care About Anything But Having Sex. They're completely undaunted by rejection, completely unfazed by glaring incompatibility. They just want someone to touch their penis. So just how repulsive can a woman make herself seem online before men call off their dogs? One intrepid blogger made a fake, totally gross online persona to find out. What she found will delight you, but it probably won't surprise you.

Meet "Marla." "Marla" is the OKCupid alterego of Alyssa Kramer, a Philadelphia-area blogger (and very funny lady) who dared venture to answer the question "Just how ZOWing batty does a gal have to get before guys on the internet stop trying to ENGAGE her?"

Kramer says she set some ground rules