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Re: James Bond to Drink Heineken

The drink is as cool and sophisticated as the secret agent who orders it: Martini, shaken, not stirred.
James Bond has been seen ordering  his favourite aperitif in movies from Dr No onwards.
Yet suddenly it seems as if 007 has  developed a more down-market taste

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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James Bond has truely lost his taste. But hey, he was a flawed character from the beginning: he thinks homosexual men can't whistle...

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Re: James Bond to Drink Heineken

ever tried whistling with a penis in your mouth?

i haven't, but i can imagine it's difficult!

as for the rest of that article, everyone knows the new james bond movies are utter crap.

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Re: James Bond to Drink Heineken

never though i'd agree with bara yikes

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"never though i'd agree with bara yikes
I'd like to agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

Hehehe, was it just me that noticed Primo's sig in that tongue

Honestly, what recent action movie isn't about explosions and cool effects?

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Re: James Bond to Drink Heineken

not too many, but james bond used to be different sad

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no fair the term "action movie" is defined by a movie about explosions and cool effects

before that Bond movies were "spy thrilers" like Dr No where the doctor sneaks into Bond's room to shoot him and gets tricked by a pile of pillows.

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Re: James Bond to Drink Heineken

the one with kim jung il riding a horse for 3 hours?

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Re: James Bond to Drink Heineken

Actually, come to think of it, I rather liked the Sherlock Holmes films.

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clearly primo was a sometime prisoner of North Korea and has been brainwashed

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see this Primo? It's fifty two red queens! 52 red queens says you got it licked! You're your own man again!

o tell your gf not to go to costume parties ever

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i haven't seen the Tinker Tailor Movie, only because I love the 12 hour miniseries with alec guiness and I just don't see how you compress it into one movie

i had the same problem with hitchhikers, they butchered the vogon poetry bit sad

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Re: James Bond to Drink Heineken

Quantum of Solace wasn't that much fun, but it was not meant to be like the normal James Bond movies. People should wait to see this new movie first before we can say it will all be crap from now on.

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