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Topic: things that make you laugh and cry at the same time

Ok yesterday me and rambaldi went to alton towers he drove there
we had a great time comes back to get in car he presses button for
his alarm nothing happens so eventually he phones AA they say
someone should be there within an hour hour and half later still no one
so he rings again he will be there in 10 minutes  half an hour later he turns
up goes what the problem alarm wont turn off we say he says he says let me see
alarm key, he cant get it towork says ill phone AA see what they wanna do
phoes em says they cant decide if im gonna tow or they are he says open car
anyway ill disconnect battery he opens bonnet looks in point at a point in car says that
will turn alarm off you got the key for it which we do he turns it off just like that

WE WERE WAITING 2 AND HALF HOURS FOR THAT X(

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2 Reply by Rambaldi (edited by Rambaldi 10-Jun-2008 11:29:32)

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Re: things that make you laugh and cry at the same time

you bitch X(

just you wait

no more squeaky bum sex for you tongue


Morale of the story:

if you go to a theme park, where you are going to get soaking wet...

PUT YOU  CAR KEYS IN A WATERPROOF BAG ! ! ! !

and... GET SOME COMMEN SENSE

/me hides away now

My name is Sam Fisher
I used to be a hero - now I'm a wanted man.
I used to hunt terrorists - now I am one.
I used to take orders - now I execute them.
I've become, a Double Agent!

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Re: things that make you laugh and cry at the same time

roflmao

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 't'. It goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE

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4 Reply by [RPA] El Bekko [Ben] (edited by [RPA] El Bekko [Ben] 10-Jun-2008 13:53:20)

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Re: things that make you laugh and cry at the same time

So... you lot didn't know that alarm turns off when you use the key?
Tits.

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Re: things that make you laugh and cry at the same time

tongue

the alarm turns off, but the car dont start.

My name is Sam Fisher
I used to be a hero - now I'm a wanted man.
I used to hunt terrorists - now I am one.
I used to take orders - now I execute them.
I've become, a Double Agent!

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Re: things that make you laugh and cry at the same time

Laugh enough and you'll cry.

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Re: things that make you laugh and cry at the same time

Laughing gas laced with glass particles.

Je maintiendrai

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Re: things that make you laugh and cry at the same time

what ramabldi said theres a alarm turn off under bonnet we didnt know that tongue

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Re: things that make you laugh and cry at the same time

Let me think what makes me laugh and cry at the same time...

I know...some friend of me plays guildwars....when he asks my aid....we he's a nooby tongue

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Re: things that make you laugh and cry at the same time

It's probably just me, but I actually didn't understand the story. Maybe I need booze to get it.

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

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Re: things that make you laugh and cry at the same time

my awful english no doubt eltara

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