The Yell, be nice. It's well known that Justinian I has never had sex. Have you seen what he posts? Women scream at the mere mention of his name! Isn't that right, Imperator? 
Justinian I, the market goes both ways. If you were an attractive man, you would notice women vying for your attention and affections similarly [not necessarily in method] to the "buyer" men you reference. I meant to be informative in that it's not a one-sided men-buyer, women-seller dynamic, not to mock you... but I guess it was unavoidable. I think I just did it twice in a row. Sorry. 
In your defense, the part about getting more beautiful women by earning more money is spot-on.
Einstein, the number of women attracted to virtue is um.... not what it once was.
Noir:
"Btw, is it really relevant if she is a slut or not?"
I already answered this question. But let's try again and see if you can follow along:
She claimed a certain cost of birth control. To reach that cost would require 50 [penises] in her 20 hours/day. One who engages in such behavior could be described crudely as a "slut."
Seeing as most people don't have the time for that many [penises]--and many object to paying for her, shall we say, "slutty" lifestyle--It's pretty relevant. If she wasn't a slut, it wouldn't cost so much, and she wouldn't have the grounds for her complaints. If she was honest and said she's a 30 year old grad student who can't afford $50 a month for birth control she'd look silly. She lied and claimed to be a mega-slut to buff the birth control cost number up, and thus her mega-slut status is relevant to pointing out she lied and knows her argument looks stupid when framed honestly.
Justinian I:
"She mentioned cases where women required contraception for non-contraceptive purposes, where no working alternative existed for them."
While this statement is literally true, she was not arguing for women in this situation. These women are usually already covered, even willingly by religious institutions which recognize that the "birth control" effect of medication is a side-effect of a legitimate medical treatment for a legitimate medical ailment other than "she's a huge f***ing slut." That these women have a legitimate reason to want "birth control" meds for their non-pregnant condition is not an argument for making others pay for women's birth control... Yet she stupidly spoke as if it was.
Simon:
"Sex has been demonstrated to improve mental and physical health. The government should therefore pay for prostitutes."
On the constitutional grounds argued for the constitutionality of the "Affordable Care Act" and the moral arguments offered in support of it, one could argue that government is _obligated_ to provide prostitutes payed for with tax money.
The problem here is entitlements. Dumb bitch is 30 and in grad school crying about a tiny recreational cost. QQ.
[I wish I could obey forum rules]