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Re: Yo mama

yo mama so slutty, she testified to Congress that the Pope owes her birth control

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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yo mama so ugly, the State wants to force birth control on her!

yo mama so ugly, she is a candidate for post birth abortion!

yo mama so smelly pigs run the other way

yo mama so smelly she been declared a bioweapon in 100 nations

yo mama so ugly stones crack under her gaze

yo mama so stupid, she been putting books in water to make alphabet soup!

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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"Nyah! Your mother barks!" - Robert A. Heinlein, "Glory Road"

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Your momma so fat, when she went to school she sat next to everyone.

Your momma so fat, when she stood on the scales her phone number came up.

#Off topic#

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noeyedeer.

What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still noeyedeer.

- HUMI FOR MOD!!!

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he's alive!

Maar doodslaan deed hij niet, want tussen droom en daad,
Staan wetten in de weg en praktische bezwaren,
En ook weemoedigheid, die niemand kan verklaren,
En die des avonds komt, wanneer men slapen gaat.

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Yo momma so fat, she eats black holes instead of the other way around!

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
Kemp currently not being responded to until he makes CONCISE posts.
Avogardo and Noir ignored by me for life so people know why I do not respond to them. (Informational)

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