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Topic: A year in the life of a Blonde

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

My name is Sam Fisher
I used to be a hero - now I'm a wanted man.
I used to hunt terrorists - now I am one.
I used to take orders - now I execute them.
I've become, a Double Agent!

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Re: A year in the life of a Blonde

I love blondes smile

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Re: A year in the life of a Blonde

what a bunch of horrible jokes. i cant believe someone started a thread with these. how old are you? 5?

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Re: A year in the life of a Blonde

what are you? blonde ? tongue

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Re: A year in the life of a Blonde

I think it's funny how the people who come in here flaming and asking how old people are, are generally the more immature ones tongue

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6 Reply by avogadro (edited by avogadro 11-Jun-2008 15:11:15)

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i am, but theres no substance to these jokes, i will appreciate good jokes even if they are directed at me, these are pretty pitiful jokes though. if a stand up comedian used these types of jokes, people would feel ripped off. these are not good jokes.

i think its funny how people's view of maturity can be so different.

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Re: A year in the life of a Blonde

i think you mean vary

Vary - http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/vary

Very - http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/very

There is a difference tongue

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Hey just having a bit of fun smile not meaning to flame anyone smile

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"how old are you? 5?"

Just saying that is a rather immature thing to say tongue

The jokes might not have been the funniest of ones around, but no one forced you to read it and no one certianly forced you to comment on it tongue

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Re: A year in the life of a Blonde

If that's all the blond did in a year, how did she spend her other time?

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11 Reply by avogadro (edited by avogadro 10-Jun-2008 20:16:40)

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Re: A year in the life of a Blonde

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Just saying that is a rather immature thing to say tongue
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it was a serious question, wasnt meant as an insult.  i know toddlers that can make funnier jokes.

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Re: A year in the life of a Blonde

> Simon wrote:

> If that's all the blond did in a year, how did she spend her other time?


the blonde cant write more then a sentence per month or else her brain explodes.

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"i think its funny how people's vary of maturity can be so different."

I dont know what the original statement was, but this is frigging terrible.

Can you take the Chocolate Rain

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Re: A year in the life of a Blonde

yeah, the typo was very was supposed to be view, and i didnt bother reading it again after someone said it should be vary.

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