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dunno if anyone else did this, and I saw it on one of my facebook groups (a place for quotations)

soooooo, what would you like your tombstone to say? what epitaph?

I would like

"Wow...this is awkward..."



I saw one I really liked in the group but I feel too lazy to get it tongue

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

"there aint no waterchip in this 'ere grave, beat it!"


Yes I'm a geek, I wonder how many people will know where I got that from. tongue

Je maintiendrai

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

i do.

Confirmation is for sissies and altar boys.

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

"Dead as a dodo"

"When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope." - Joseph Stalin
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5 Reply by The Yell (edited by TheYell 07-Mar-2008 22:23:45)

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

I want a glass crypt in a cathedral.

I like the medieval one

"As you are I was
As I am you will become"

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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i want to be embalmed like stalin XD

then placed in a recliner/toilet for all eternity in from of a TV with ICE cold beer in my hand XD


and i want my forhead to be stamped with a placard that says

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."

The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones that do.
If Not For The Gutter... My Mind Would Be Homeless......yikes
ummmmm..... lemming soup!
big_smile yikes tongue  neutral  wink   hmm

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Mine :

"WTF ! Let me out of here !!!"

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

Mine would say

Dont forget to tape football !

hmm

My name is Sam Fisher
I used to be a hero - now I'm a wanted man.
I used to hunt terrorists - now I am one.
I used to take orders - now I execute them.
I've become, a Double Agent!

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Be Right Back

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or perhaps "Away from keyboard"?

Confirmation is for sissies and altar boys.

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or RIGLMAO

Rolling In the Grave Laughing My Ass Off/

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rofl away from keyboard!

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"ctrl Alt Del"

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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enough with the geek jokes tongue

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"And alien tears will fill for him
Pity's long broken urn
For his mourners will be outcast men
And outcasts always mourn"
>>> By Oscar Wilde

Or a a paraphrase of Baudelaire/Jotie t'Hooft I can't remember tongue

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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"I told you it wouldn't work"

"So, it's defeat for you, is it? Someday I must meet a similar fate..."

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haha

The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones that do.
If Not For The Gutter... My Mind Would Be Homeless......yikes
ummmmm..... lemming soup!
big_smile yikes tongue  neutral  wink   hmm

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"So this is what it's like to be right when arguing with woman...."

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" If your here i most likely gave you aids. See you soon !, best regards, Ryan."

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"He is not here yet."

Not many people know this, but I own the first radio in Springfield. Not much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A" he'd say; then "B." "C" would usually follow...

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

"i dont think, therefore i am not"

tongue

or

"dying is boring!"

Fat chicks need loving too....    just gonna cost em tongue

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w00t!

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hmm

wow Bara...wow

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Re: what would you like your tombstone to say?

"...Or die trying.."

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