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Topic: Horse puns

I'm entering a relay team into the Man Vs Horse race, which is a 23 mile run (split between three runners) racing against horses. I need your help to come up with the cheesiest/funniest/worst horse related pun for my team name.

To give you some inspiration, my favourite one I've seen so far is "Why the long race?" (someone else already has that though).

The only things I've come up with are

The Mane Men/Mane Attraction
Equestrian of Sport
Noisy Neigh-bours

As you can clearly see, I need some help! Suggestions below, the cheesier the better!

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

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Team: Equally well hung.

Or.

The well hung meat factury

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Feeling a Little Horse.
The Mane Attraction.
Unstable.
Leon Trotsky.

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The Golden Man-shoe

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A Horse Called Man

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Just Horsing Around
My other ride is a Corvette
Glue Factory
Real Men carry horses home
Horse Mullets
Help my horse is horny
I ate his apple
Bit and Stars
Woah Woah WOAH
5th Volunteer Horse Shooting Squad
Barley a challenge
I rather date a centaur
What does horse meat taste like?
I thought we were racing Chetland Ponies
He thinks I am a Mare in heat
Tame Stallions
Wild runners
The broken in riders
Who forgot the saddle?

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College girls...  Oh wait.. That's sheep

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Tijuana. Your motto could be "Any way you look at it we're screwed"

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Dinosaur Car.
Dude, Where's My Carriage?
I Thought Ranch Was A Dressing.
Stole Your Carrots.
Venison, The Other White Meat.
Runs on Carrots.
Elmer Stole My Horse.
I Thought Cowboys Rode Cows.
Jockey Underwear.

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Giddy-up...could have your motto for any hot girls you pass "Jump on"

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The four unhorsed men
Night-mares
The knights who say Neigh
We pranked the headless horseman... oh shi...
Hoofing it
Do we have to wear horseshoes?
Beastiality... not just for pervs anymore



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Oooh!  If your team is a 4-man team, be the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!  tongue

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Barley a challenge  <--- I like this one haha

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we got whore's power!

NEE NAW NEE NAW

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alternatively, seeing as you're a nerd, and gay.

force*distance/time

NEE NAW NEE NAW

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shaddap you horse eating euro

sorry that was mean

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Horse, the other red meat!

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to quote Tenacious D

Neigh, we are but men

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The day the horse rode me (blush).  [Think of family guy and a bull.]

I called it a mule

I am training to carry the Pharoah

Lion behind us, rather horse than me

Hay that horse is cheating!

Hay there neigh-bor

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Voltron Zero

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Halter top
Reign me in
Running at a clip

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I entered, and I took one of Flint's suggestions "I thought you were bringing the saddles". Might be a bit long, but it will do. Don't let that stop anyone though

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

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Muwahahaha

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