Topic: Japan has the STFU ray

TOKYO (Newscore) - Japanese researchers have invented a speech-jamming gadget that painlessly forces people into silence.
Kazutaka Kurihara of the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology, and Koji Tsukada of Ochanomizu University, developed a portable "SpeechJammer" gun that can silence people more than 30 meters away.
The device works by recording its target's speech then firing their words back at them with a 0.2-second delay, which affects the brain's cognitive processes and causes speakers to stutter before silencing them completely.
Describing the device in their research paper, Kurihara and Tsukada wrote, "In general, human speech is jammed by giving back to the speakers their own utterances at a delay of a few hundred milliseconds. This effect can disturb people without any physical discomfort, and disappears immediately by stopping speaking."
They found that the device works better on people who were reading aloud than engaged in "spontaneous speech" and it cannot stop people making meaningless sounds, such as "ahhh," that are uttered over a long time period.
Kurihara and Tsukada suggested the speech-jamming gun could be used to hush noisy speakers in public libraries or to silence people in group discussions who interrupt other people's speeches.
"There are still many cases in which the negative aspects of speech become a barrier to the peaceful resolution of conflicts," the authors said.



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we should get the great grandkids of the Navajo Code Talkers and teach them semaphore and morse code and sign language, have them lead the way!

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
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I would pay for that to be present at all Obama Speeches were a teleprompter is also present. Since we can just read the words why does he have to say them?

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Critics of the new technology warned "Such a device should raise serious concerns abouuuuuu... uh... eh..."

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rofl!!

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oh man gotta get my hand on one of th

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We call it Godzilla.

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Would it be wrong to ask my gf to buy me one for Christmas? I mean if I have one by that time...

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i want one for the wifee!!!!

i know that the voices in my head aren't real...but sometimes, they have some pretty good ideas!!!

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What would your wife do with one?

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not for her but for me to use on my wifee =p

i know that the voices in my head aren't real...but sometimes, they have some pretty good ideas!!!

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> cptmarko wrote:

> not for her but for me to use on my wifee =p

I figured. I was attempting to be funny, but maybe that didn't work. I'll blame sleep deprivation and a lack of a sense of humour. wink

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I found it funny jw hehe...

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