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Yo mama so fat and smelly, they think she is the source of all dark matter in the universe!

Yo mama so ugly the medusa put her hands up in the air and said "I bow to the master!"

Yo mama so fat and heavy, they built the Interestate around her cause nothing could move her fat arse!

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Yo mama so smelly, when she showers the EPA calls it "Toxic Cleanup"

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3 Reply by The Great Eye (edited by ~Wornstrum~ 29-Feb-2012 06:01:33)

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$1 says a mod/fmod will have to edit at least one post in this thread within the week.  tongue

EDIT: You're on...oh wait sad

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I dont like these kind of jokes, BUT


Yo mama so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head, just to make up her mind

Been dreaming, I've been waiting, To fly with those brave ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks, Spinning 'round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands, They'll shower us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!

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Yo mama so stupid she has safety wheels on her tricycle!

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leave my mom alone <(

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Your mumma is so fat, her ass takes up 2 picture frames
Your mumma is so fat, her picture fell off the wall...

Your mumma is so fat, i slap her thigh and ride the wave in

I give your invention the worst score imaginable. An A minus MINUS!
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Your mumma is so dumb, even The_Unknown is smarter

fear me, for i will stand next to your bed tonight and will kick your ass to kingdome come

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Yo' mama jokes are only good in an ironic context.

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Yo mama's so dumb, her jokes aren't good in any context.

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Yo mama's so stupid she voted for Flint

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Thats what she said

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So all of our mum's voted for Flint?! yikes

I give your invention the worst score imaginable. An A minus MINUS!
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Yes Wornstrum, all our moma's voted for Flint Michigan. Though none know why.


Yo moma so stupid, astronauts practice zero g in her empty skull.

Yo moma so fat the crematorium will have to rent a volcano.

Yo moma so smelly meth addicts complain about the piss smell.

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Yo moma so nice she baked me cookies....

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[18:33] <TheBigOne> Your mumma is so fat, her picture fell off the wall...
[18:33] * TheBigOne loled
[18:34] <&Genesis> lol
[18:37] <&Arby3> hello Gwynedd
[18:37] <&Arby3> tbo
[18:37] <&Arby3> your momma so fat
[18:37] <&Arby3> she makes mine look skinny =/
[18:39] <TheBigOne> Arby
[18:39] <TheBigOne> your mama so stupid she thinks gods real
[18:40] <&Arby3> your momma so stupid, she thought breeding ginger babies was a good idea
[18:41] <TheBigOne> your mama so stupid she named you the 3rd
[18:41] * TheBigOne is really bad a mama jokes
[18:41] <TheBigOne> :X
[18:41] <&Arby3> your momma so stupid, she named you travis instead of selling you to the circus
[18:42] <TheBigOne> Your mama so loose, i had sex with her and she didn't even know it
[18:42] <&Arby3> your momma so loose, when you were born, you came out like a slip and slide
[18:43] <TheBigOne> Yo moma so smelly meth addicts complain about the piss smell.
[18:44] <TheBigOne> Yo moma so fat the crematorium will have to rent a volcano.
[18:44] <&Arby3> your momma so smelly, only meth addicts get close to her
[18:44] <TheBigOne> and now i give up
[18:44] <&Arby3> your momma so fat, she jumped and the world shook
[18:44] <TheBigOne> ive stooped to such lows
[18:44] <TheBigOne> im copying flint X:
[18:44] <&Arby3> yeah sad
[18:44] <&Arby3> hahaha
[18:44] <&Arby3> fail!
[18:44] <&Arby3> Arby3 1
[18:44] <&Arby3> TheBigOne 0
[18:44] <TheBigOne> lol

[13:43] <@RisingDown> never thought i'd say it, but TBO actually did something useful.
[13:43] <@arsy> dont let him see you say that
[13:43] <@RisingDown> oh shit
[13:43] * You were kicked from #room by arsy (kapow!)

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http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10963

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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yo mama so fat, its no longer a joke

Been dreaming, I've been waiting, To fly with those brave ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks, Spinning 'round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands, They'll shower us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!

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19 Reply by Wild Flower Soul (edited by Wild Flower Soul 01-Mar-2012 14:01:03)

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Flint cracking jokes about other people's size, rofl..

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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http://bash.org/?582005

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzelrlH_pjQ

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Yo mama so lose when an asteroid came down they used her to catch it

Yo mama so stupid, she believes in global warming

Yo mama so stupid, she thinks Al Gore is smart!

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes Nancy Pelosi look like a 10!

Yo mama is so wrong, she got the lowest score on Jeopardy ever!

Yo mama is so messed up, she gave birth to you!

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Your last ones Flint were LAME!

Your mumma is so fat, everytime she wears high heels, she strikes oil...


Best one so far for me was: yo mama so fat, its no longer a joke

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Also, kudos to "Yo moma so nice she baked me cookies...."

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Yo mama so desperate, she dated Wild Flower Soul.

Yo mama so ugly, she gets mistaken for Wild Flower Soul's mama!

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