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Topic: Political Jokes

A Conservative, a Moderate, and a Liberal all walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says "Oh hi Mitt"

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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Re: Political Jokes

Didn't we have a thread for these?

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but i am Jesus"
"Nothing is worse than a fully prepared fool"

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Re: Political Jokes

I dont get it

Been dreaming, I've been waiting, To fly with those brave ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks, Spinning 'round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands, They'll shower us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!

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Re: Political Jokes

Conservatives know Romney is a liberal, his supporters claim he is a moderate, and Romney tries to claim he is a Conservative.

Joke explained in a nutshell

Everything bad in the economy is now Obama's fault. Every job lost, all the debt, all the lost retirement funds. All Obama. Are you happy now? We all get to blame Obama!
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Re: Political Jokes

I don't think he is actually any of those things, I doubt he has any principles whatsoever. he will just say or claim anything in order to become president.

"See and Let Yourself Be Seen" - Robin Trower, Little Bit of Sympathy

"Do What Thou Wilt" - Aleister Crowley, Liber al Legis
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Re: Political Jokes

That joke reminds me of:

A paedophile, a rapist and a priest walk into a bar, he orders a drink.

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Re: Political Jokes

lol

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