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So we have a straight bar, and how many insults can we do to say 'not happening'


Gal to guy "is that guy over there your friend and if so can you introduce me"

Guy to gal "I would like a Martini... oh wait, your not the waitress? Could have, well I guess you did fool me"

Gal to Guy "my boyfriend just got released on a technicality after ten years in a supermax. Now he wants me, a beer, and a fight. Not neccessarily in that order"

Guy to gal "I think you would make a great nun"

Gal to guy "Oh your looking at me cause you think I am in the wrong bar. Sorry hun, the gay bar is next door"

Guy to Gal "my mom says my bedwetting is not thatbig of a deal"

Gal to guy "I knew this sex change operation would work!"

Guy to gal "woah, shave that mustache"

Gal to guy "if it were not for child support I would die. Hey you wanna have unprotected sex?"

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this must be why the music is so loud

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Gal to Guy "my boyfriend just got released on a technicality after ten years in a supermax. Now he wants me, a beer, and a fight. Not neccessarily in that order"

Reply, Nice, I love to play Dangerously wink

That would prolly win me over ha ha.

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^.^

how YOU doin?

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Guy to gal: "I normally don't let ugly chicks buy me drinks, but I'll make an exception this one time."

on second thought, that might work better as a pickup line.  either way you might get a free drink

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This thread is utterly not funny =p

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I think that will result in you getting dissed by the ugly girl and you end up without a free drink.

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shaddap nolio you are just braggin cause you grab women and stare at them like Dracula X(

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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No yell, Nolio sees women, drops his phone, and runs away peeing down his leg.

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