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A woman is like Fine China, she should be treated to delicate loving care. She must never be overburdoned, nor casually be tossed aside. Taking her out should always be a special occassion. You should admire her from up close and from afar. When your hands touch her they must never be exeerting force but with delicacy. You should treasure her so much as to put her on a pedestal every day for the rest of her life.



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2 Reply by [TI] ARFeh zee Frenchie (edited by [TI] ARFeh zee Frenchie 13-Nov-2011 10:50:14)

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Re: A woman

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

- Dr Dre.

I trust him more because he's a doctor.

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or maybe, just maybe treat them like everyone else. so that they feel they are the equal of men?

nah guess not eh?

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> [TI] ARFeh zee Frenchie wrote:

> Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

- Dr Dre.

I trust him more because he's a doctor.



lol'd

Sex without the e is still SX!

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He never specifies what kind of doctor though. MD?  Dentist? PhD?

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I'd trust this doctor:

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7 Reply by SavingHawaii (edited by SavingHawaii 15-Nov-2011 04:35:59)

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> Alundra wrote:

> or maybe, just maybe treat them like everyone else. so that they feel they are the equal of men?

nah guess not eh?


I don't think the Golden Rule applies to dealing with members of the opposite sex.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you is so passe.

Also, the pedestal thing is great.  Where do you have to go from a pedestal but crashing down?  And the taller the pedestal, the harder the fall.

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[TI] ARFeh zee Frenchie wrote:

He never specifies what kind of doctor though. MD?  Dentist? PhD?

JD

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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9 Reply by dpenguins (edited by Dpenguins 17-Nov-2011 04:30:55)

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i feel like you should be able to prescribe medicine to use the label doctor.  any idiot can get a juris doctor degree

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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I'd definitely trust this Dr...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cresp/5407636274/

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

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> You should treasure her so much as to put her on a pedestal every day for the rest of her life.

That made me cringe.  Ugh...

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Are they allowed to vote yet?

"The market is like a.....game within a game Teddy"

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yes spam, we gave them the votel and a cpl years after booze became illeagal.

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> Spam wrote:
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> Are they allowed to vote yet?

I hope not!  What are they gonna demand next?  The right to drive?  The right to fly airplanes?  Just imagine the amount of carnage that would cause!  We'd have to call it accidental terrorism.  The whole of society would live in quavering fear of women drivers.

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really tho, 97% of all car accidents are caused by men drivers. which means only 3% of all car accidents are caused by BLOODY women Drivers >_<

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Perform for crowds of thousands, They'll shower us with diamonds
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> Alundra wrote:
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> really tho, 97% of all car accidents are caused by men drivers. which means only
>3% of all car accidents are caused by BLOODY women Drivers >_<

And that's the really frustrating thing.  3% of all car accidents are caused by women illegally getting behind the wheel.  We don't just need to make sure that they never get the right to drive.  We need Judge Dredd style enforcement of those who disobey the law.

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We need to end women's suffrage immediately!

"The market is like a.....game within a game Teddy"

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> Fenix wrote:

> 60% of <16 year old licensed drivers are male,  and thats just "licensed" not necessarily driving) which are the most likely group to get in an accident, also even  once licensed, men drive more then women.  Married couples, even with dating couples the men usually drive more often.  With more men driving, for more hours then women, they can be expected statistically to have much more accidents.  especially since men are more likely to hold an occupation in which they drive.  That being said;

Type of crash:  Fatal=     Males = 40,804,       Females = 14,099

Injury = Males = 1.7 million,   Females = 1.3 Million

Property damage only:   Males = 4.3 million,   Female = 3 million

Total
   
Male
6.1 million
   
Female
4.4 million


Sources: U.S. Department of Transportation and National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, 2007.

Hardly 97%...




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Re: A woman

I need this
I need love
I need you
I don't need one hearbeat
I need two

There's an emptiness I need to fill
And only one emptiness will do

Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a woman
Is allowed to touch me there
All I ask is that you're a woman

I like rain, I like hair
I like you
You're around, you're right here
So you'll do

I'm gonna tell you how much I love your mind
But it simply isn't true

Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a woman
Is allowed to do what you're doing right now
All I ask is that you're a woman

And on saturdays when I've been partying hard
And it's 4 in the morning, and I'm on my fith tab of E
that's the only time I don't even care if you are a woman

Right now
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can do it just the right way
Only a woman
Should be doing that right now
I just want you to be a woman
Please just be a woman
Or a man...


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oh soo spammy demotivator.

He waka eke noa

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