is that the one where they killed Charles the Good while he was giving alms to the poor from a stool, and then when the French put the rebels down, they hanged most of them, and it wasn't fast enough to suit the citizens and they climbed onto the gallows and strangled the perps with a dog's intestines, and then put their corpses in a tree hugging each other to show their conspiracy; and the one rebel said "Hey I'm a noble" so they gave him trial by combat, and he was gonna win and cut the knights head off, and he was sitting on the knight's chest to take off his helmet, and the knight reached up and "pulled his private parts through the plates of his armor" so the rebel begged off and was hanged with the rest?
Cause if not, you should do that one instead it was cool
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.