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Cut a tomato using office utensils...?

Im getting a lil hungry and forgot my knife X(

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if you're willing to bloody cut a tomato with office utensils you are prolly pretty ok to just eat it like an apple... lol

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eat it like an apple

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letter opener or wax dental floss if you have any or anyone else does

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As an alternative you can throw it at your boss's face when he walks in and then collect the juice

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lol gen

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use your ballpen, first you have to take out the tint carrier, then once the ballpen is an empty tube you just stick it in your tomato and start swallowing until it is dry inside, then you can eat the dry tomato as an apple.


logical way, you must have a cutter somewhere in the drawers, use it

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forget bout the tomato and get a nice chunk of meat instead wink

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Yeah why you wanna eat a tomato.. steal some of you coworkers' lunches!!

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Ended up appl'in it up, then found a box cutter... Shame on all of you for not figuring this out earlier for me! X(

Tho i agree with CJIB, it was meant to be used for a roast chicken sammich! smile

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If you have a guilotine in your office, use one of the replacement blades, if not just use scissors.

OR you could fill it with staples.........?

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Dont eat it, Use a Market pen to draw the face of a criminal mastermind on it, and leave it somewhere that people will notice it.

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