(1) BC Cougar - the man who discovered the RC ... after several years of playing, and a decade after everyone else
(2) Flint/Einstein - Though Nolio is to blame for everything that goes wrong, you have to admire the work he needs to put in to pull that off. Furthermore, his strategies tend to work in the game, as opposed to those of his opponent who only beats excell sheets ... and even that is not a certainty.
(3) Arganon - i just wasted eight words for this explanation
(13) IC Death - Though Donald is a nice guy, his true claim to fame is how reliable he is ... to delete or go inactive on you.
(10) Big Gary - Glue, though in many ways deserving of some serious spanking, faces off against one of the legends of fail, someone who sucked so hard at the game itself he had to take out his frustration by hacking. The only one in this list with a chance to actually beat Arggggh-a-Non
(9) Luster - Mizzle loses the vote here coz he's the ultranoob, but that doesnt make one the uberfail too. Luster on the other hand still has some rounds left in him.
(8) Artic - what can i say ... known for throwing a temper tantrum every time he loses, and for being in a continuous state of temper tantrum throwing ... you figure it out 
When speaking your mind, it is of utmost importance to keep using it !