you got too much time on ur hands

but artic ftw for failcup 2011!!

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brilliant read emo! actually read through 95% of it the 5% i skipped was people i hadnt heard of lol

A Team, i vaguely remember this, but i think i was playing a troll round...?   who else was in the family?

pvc will update when failure Nolio closes the 1st heat.

i think we should all vote Nolio in as a punishment for his failings, except their is a prize at the end, perhaps this is all part of a giant scheme by nolio to get secret prizes!!!

or attention.

Time for another failcup PvC!  no odds this time, just %'s of passing this heat because it's quicker.

Heat 1:
Gwynedd    49%
Deathwatch 51%

Tough call, the forum spamming spy cop? or the completely egotistical moron that is deathwatch?
I give this heat to DW by a nose... Both received 16 votes last round.

Heat 2:
Tymo    45%
Flashy   55%

Flashy received one more vote last round, this will be close. TYMO is now campaigning for failcup in order to get free stuff, but Flashy doesnt have the attacking skills TYMO has, i give this one to Flashy, but it'll be close!

Heat 3:
Lee            50%
TheBigOne  50%

Wow, so much fail in this heat, either can make it far, but the pairings are getting a little more exciting now, Lee, the constant deleter, whiner, and noob? or TBO the rogue ginger who acts like a fool and kills off his own fam in ICPG?  This is another toss up! Both suck really bad. TBO is funnier, so he may be a bit more redeemable, but either way this is pure 50/50 odds. Last round both received 20 votes!

Heat 4:
Aleph   75%
Pitbull   25%

Pitbull just got by with a razor thin margin of victory over a no-name, Aleph cruised on into the 2nd round with a whopping 20 votes. Aleph will babble about trannies and gays and cruise on to Round #3

Heat 5:
Orbit   35%
Render 65%

Render beat a tough failure competitor in Tobias. Render is a drunken fool, and a total failure at IC and just being alive... Orbit has been raging a lot more than normal lately, and hasn't been the attacker he was back when PP and Kagar and etc ruled MW and Andro... but Orbit's run ends early against Render because Orbit could actually attack if he felt like it, unlike retard Render.

Heat 6:
Elbe     65%
Damon 35%

I have never played directly with or against Damon, but apparently he is a hybrid of Hc4e and Jets and Nolio. This guy has failure written all over him. But, he plays against Elbe so... this is a tough one, I think Elbe takes this by a few votes, especially since Damon barely got past Poley in the first round... (in fact we needed an anonymous tiebreaker to put Damon through to Heat 2!) Don't forget, Elbe is a rogue, a NAP breaker, and boasts about being a retard. So Elbe fail > Damon fail.

Heat 7:
Portgas  45%
Primo     55%

Primo is a failure mod, portgas a failure player. Neither really deserve to get past round two imho... but one has to, so who advances? I give this one to Primo by a nose, but it's gonna be a close one. Both received 14 votes in round 1!

Heat 8:
Cloud          30%
BC Cougar  70%

BC Cougar is an egomaniac and rude to boot! Cloud is a known cheater from back in the day, and i could see either advancing, but we cannot under estimate last year's winner!  BC Cougar is a giant moron and also received more votes from last round with 17 as opposed to Cloud's 14, (cloud ended up barely passing RD) However RD was very fail, so with him out of the picture the only question is, do more votes shift to Cloud? Time will tell...

Heat 9:
Artic     80%
Star99  20%

Star99 got a surprising number of votes last round (19 in total) but Artic sailed through the first round with a whopping 23 votes and is still a favorite to win, artic fails in personality and skills, whereas Star99 is just inactive and living in the shadow of Torqez... Artic losing to Star99 would be the biggest upset of failcup 2011 so far!

Heat 10:
Melvin               40%   
Zarf Beeblebrix  60%

This is a tough one, however, apparently Zarf is very much a failure, the votes are in and Zarf passed (or rather failed) with flying colors! This round should be a little tighter for Zarf in terms of margin of victory but he'll still advance to the 3rd round!

Heat 11:
Destroyyoutoo    50%
Thirdrock           50%

DYT and TR. Haha, so much fail, and this will be a heat for the ages since they're both good friends! Both have enough talent to win when they feel like it, and yet both decide instead to be inactive boobs! Neither has the edge here and the important thing is... both of them are more fail than I am!!!!

Heat 12:
dpenguins 50%
Parrot       50%

in reality this is a no brainer... dpenguins has a good chance of advancing, but parrot is getting thru easily on trolls. Will the troll vote be enough to send Parrot through again? Apparently Nightwish was not a popular player, but dpenguins still won convincingly, however, Parrot won 20 to 5 by way of troll votes and homophobia... so what now?

Heat 13:
Jets         49%
Lew Lew   51%

wow, another great match up here, Jets the moron who claims he is great and then goes inactive after forcibly drafting players into a family, then has the nerve to ridicule other players and claim they're "nothing special"   ofcourse how would Jets now? Jets hasn't stuck around for a full round in over 6 years.... Then we have Lew Lew, who is a moronic LT player and someone who will intentionally destroy your family if you are not Parrot, and he is a control freak, a real loser of a player... this is another toss up tbh, i despise Lew Lew a little bit more, because Jets wants to play, he is just too ADD to follow through, whereas Lew Lew will actively go out of his way to not participate because he has an attitude problem. So I give the edge to Lew Lew by a hair.

Heat 14:
Listos    ???
Archangel  ????

I remember raiding Listos in ICPG 1.... idk much more about him tbh, i hear he is a failure, but, i know nothing about archangel... i can't really rate this one fairly. please fill me in on why archangel is a worthless PoS!!!!

Heat 15:
Brom:       1%
Arganon    99%

Who is Brom? he barely got through the first round against Linda, btw who is Linda???... a no name with no chances... Arganon beat Naci 26 to 0!!! This is a given. I am giving Brom 1% chance to win because i never give anyone a 0 or 100%... but he has no chance in hell.

Heat 16:
Arby3    55%
Undeath 45%

the fail off continues!!! UD is a fat sack of crap who is less than useless, Arby3 is a bit more active, but he is clearly a failcup favorite, he received 8 more votes last round. his family broke a NAP in PW last round, and then failed to even capitalize on it! lol. to be fair, Arby didnt directly participate, but also decided not to mark the NAP breaker rogue either, so, guilt and failure by association... On a personal level i think Arby is more fail, but UD's failure is well documented so... it'll be close.

Heat 17:
Big Gary  90%               
Scorp      10%

Big Gary walloped me in the first round, Scorp tied Fygaro, and only got through on a tie break. Scorp does stupid things at times and is easily trollable, but can actually attack, and he is not a psychopathic racist lunatic who is banned from the game. Big Gary is.... so Scorp can only advance on trolls... Big Gary should make it to the semi-finals or I have no faith in humanity... X(

Heat 18:
Mizzle     40%
Rain       60%

Rain is a Nap Breaker, a farmer, a spammer, and a moron... He used to be good, but, he is a moron and a failure... Mizzle wants to win this fail cup and got a lot of votes in the first round (Mizzle actually got more votes first round than Rain did) but i have a feeling about Rain, he is just SO fail. I would be shocked if Mizzle goes through, only if by trolls... otherwise Rain fail > Mizzle fail

Heat 19:
Baratheon 51%
Nolio         49%

I forget who i voted for in this heat, both suck so badly, lol. but in very different ways. odds here are nearly 50/50... Nolio is a nub who thinks his sh*t doesnt stink and then goes inactive after insulting everyone in fam... Baratheon has the intelligence of a napkin... and trolls ppl relentlessly on irc... so... it's a tough call, i could handle Nolio in fam tho, where as Bara i would probably kill off on principle.

Heat 20:
Tryme  35%
Luster  65%

Tryme barely made it past the first round, Luster sailed through, and if u have ever played with Luster that is no shocker, he is inactive and a space-headed boob... Luster is more deserving of passing through to round 3. I just have a feeling about his fail level, i really think he can go deep in this tournament...

Heat 21:
IC Death
Acrid

Idk much about Acrid, but he tore it up in the first round!!! ICD got 23 votes, Acrid 22. but i will call this 50/50 based on last rounds results. If i had a gun to my head and had to guess, I'd say IC Death, but apparently Acrid really sux? I have never played with him and saw he won a couple ICPGs so maybe this is a troll vote like Parrot's entry into the 2nd round, idk... at any rate. Acrid may pull off a monumental upset here!

Heat 22:
Happy Jedi 50%
Proton       50%

I know little about either, but based off of hearsay i think either could go through, both suck terribly from what i've heard...

Heat 23:
Lynns      50%
Serenity  50%

Yes I know it is lame to keep giving out 50%'s   but let's analyze this... Serenity is a better player, but gets raided often, and is a hated player because of his forum posts. In family he is way better than Lynns... but the question here is... Will Serenity's perception outfail Lynn's OCD reality??? Only time can tell...

Heat 24:
Glue                    70%
Adrius Avangion    30%

AA upset Skoe in the last heat, and i was a little bit surprised, but AA has failed on numerous levels before, so i guess i could see that... Glue on the other hand is an inactive/rogue/rager/etc.... Glue is so bad that he beat Polder 23 to 3... lol. That's pretty bad... AA is tolerated in fam by most ppl even if he has a tendency to quit, whereas Glue is the type of person that ppl will just outright refuse to play with. Glue fail > AA fail. Glue may make it to the semi-finals...

Heat 25:
Flint       80%
Metrex   20%

Flint is a moron and a rager.... he is one of those ppl, like Glue, who is just as bad in the family as he is outside of the family... He also has a big head. Metrex is no Torqez... but he only got through on trolls. Metrex does some newbie things at times, asks some silly questions, doesn't always know how to win a war.... but no way Metrex should get by Flint unless on trolls, tbh, the only reason metrex got past TU was because of troll votes. so the only reason Metrex has 20% chance to go forward is trolls.

Heat 16:
Arby3    55%
Undeath 45%

the fail off continues!!! UD is a fat sack of crap who is less than useless, Arby3 is a bit more active, but he is clearly a failcup favorite, he received 8 more votes last round. his family broke a NAP in PW last round, and then failed to even capitalize on it! lol. to be fair, Arby didnt directly participate, but also decided not to mark the NAP breaker rogue either, so, guilt and failure by association... On a personal level i think Arby is more fail, but UD's failure is well documented so... it'll be close.

I think my consistent fail through round after round of playing outweighs UD's fail every once in awhile. Hell, I'm even friends with TBO. That should count against me easily!

ooh TBO thats a serious job you do to win the failcup, but real failwinners dont need to do things on purpose, they fail naturally

but tell us how you REALLY feel Whiteshadow

hahaha, ah i miss archangel. the hatred between him & you ws, it was awesome