Topic: only in Europe

http://www.dailytech.com/EU+Court+to+Hear+Case+Granting+Human+Status+to+Apes/article11867.htm

really,

fundamental question, are chimpanzees humans?

this calibre of retardation fits more with something more west of Austria. good to see Austria stepping up though.

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They are like 97.3 % exactly like us.

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97.3% the same as us in one aspect of being human, DNA; they arent 97.3% like us though.

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a quadroplegic albino person isnt much like others... but is still a person smile

Psychogenesis / Baracus / Coco


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...although this still seems rather daft to me

Psychogenesis / Baracus / Coco


Thus, he proclaimed "By the power vested in me, I now declare you the 12th Earl of Toolchester, and what a tool you shall be"

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i think of a third world village farmer and wonder what he thinks of western "civilization" in instances like this.


blindness to the self-evident

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> Psychogenesis wrote:

> a quadroplegic albino person isnt much like others... but is still a person smile


they're identical to other people in every way but their pigments and their movement..... they are still way closer to the average human then any chimpanzee.

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is the EU court a pack of monkeys?

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Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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yes

The inmates are running the asylum

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Yup.

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of course chimpanzees are humans. how else do you explain the amount of people who go to church? monkey see, monkey do!

Confirmation is for sissies and altar boys.

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actually I think there is a US state and some US cities that passed a guardianship law for animals, so for now the US is ahead on the curve here

I'm don't know how far this guardianship thingy goes, but that's the sort of statute normally applied to mentally handicapped people and children :-)

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This is almost as silly as USA electing a chimp for president.

Twice yikes

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@Selur Ku : How dare you insult chimps by comparing them to bush?

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> East wrote:

> actually I think there is a US state and some US cities that passed a guardianship law for animals, so for now the US is ahead on the curve here

I'm don't know how far this guardianship thingy goes, but that's the sort of statute normally applied to mentally handicapped people and children :-)




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