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Doesn't know how to spell Captain so abbreviated it?

"Retreat, hell we just got here!" ~ Captain Lloyd Williams, USMC
"Cmon you sons-of-bitches, do you want to live forever!" ~ GySgt Dan Daley
"We are surrounded? Good, now we can kill the bastards in any direction." ~ Colonel Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller

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told it to the kadaj

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

8,853

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Eats oats for breakfast.

Rehabilitated IC developer

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likes horseplay

<@Nick> it always scares me when KT gets all dominatrixy
* I_like_pie is now known as pie|bbl
<@KT|afk> Look at him run!
<@Nick> if you tell him to slap you and call you mommy
<@Nick> i'm leaving and never coming back

8,855

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Resembles many of the zombies I've filled with lead.

Kadaj

Death is not to be mourned
It's meant to be savored

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uses zombies for pencils

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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teaches math to inner city zombies

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

8,858

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Could write the book "How to Contract Cirrhosis in 29 Days or Less"

Rehabilitated IC developer

8,859

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Needs an "o" in the middle of his nick.

Kadaj

Death is not to be mourned
It's meant to be savored

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is my sex slave

What is the most important thing to you? Will you give me teh hapiness of taking that away from you?

8,861

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My secret lover wink

Kadaj

Death is not to be mourned
It's meant to be savored

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Said lover, hehe

"Retreat, hell we just got here!" ~ Captain Lloyd Williams, USMC
"Cmon you sons-of-bitches, do you want to live forever!" ~ GySgt Dan Daley
"We are surrounded? Good, now we can kill the bastards in any direction." ~ Colonel Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller

8,863

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Must be a little kid to say something that lame -.-'

Kadaj

Death is not to be mourned
It's meant to be savored

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chants "Jody Jody Six Foot Four" while humping a log up the beach

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

8,865

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That's what she said?

Kadaj

Death is not to be mourned
It's meant to be savored

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likes to be sat on by big fat hairy women!

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should choreograph that and sell the idea to Cirque de Soleil

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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should know that Freddy Mercurys' estate owns the rights to that performance

<@Nick> it always scares me when KT gets all dominatrixy
* I_like_pie is now known as pie|bbl
<@KT|afk> Look at him run!
<@Nick> if you tell him to slap you and call you mommy
<@Nick> i'm leaving and never coming back

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will rick roll for beer

till the end of time..

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was arrested for photoshopping Prince William and Katherine's heads onto Hall & Oates album covers and making t-shirts

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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knows the muffin man

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

8,872

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got drunk and ate the muffin man

<KT|Away> I am the Trump of IC

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well find a civil complaint and summons in his mailbox tomorrow

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

8,874

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Traveled back in time and jerked off in the primordial ooze. Causing the horrible creation of nolio.

Kadaj

Death is not to be mourned
It's meant to be savored

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should send that in to Russell Davies

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.