Topic: Man UTD!!!
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Man U are nothin but whinin, money hungry morngy fools who make up excuses when they lose. but when they win, they dont shut up about it. They suck !
Giggs should take out his pension, fergie should take all the gum in the world & stick himself upside down to the bottom of a ship. And Rooney, don't get me started with him - did you see the way he reacted after being taken off. HA! Someone buy him a rattle.
The best thing about manchester united is that...erm... their home is in manchester, which has an airport, where I flew from last year.
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Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: How many Man U fans does it take to pave up a driveway?
A: Depends how thin you slice them.
Sir Alex is queuing in his local building society, when a gunman bursts in through the door demanding money. Ferguson attempts to tackle the raider, but gets knocked over...as he falls, his head smashes the counter and Sir Alex is out cold. The robber escapes and the cashier tries to revive Ferguson. After a few minutes he comes round and looks bewildered. His first words are "Where the hell am I?". The Cashier replies: "don't worry, its ok, you're in the Nationwide." Ferguson replies, "F**k me, is it May already?"
Q. What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Michael Barrymore has offered Manchester United
lol
I didnt support either team, but chelsea are southern pansies, and have drogba - enough reason for me and my flatmates to jump around like crazy when:
1) Drogba got sent off
2) Chelsea f***ed up their last penalty... anyone for ice skates?:D
Rambaldi, your post about man-u fans proves you're nothing better. This is why I hate football (except the Euro and world cup), I can't stand the incredible amount of stupidity that gathers in those stadiums..
Those jokes were damn funny though ![]()
For some reason i like the euro and world cup better than the other things as well, i never knew why, but maybe its the same reason as WFS ![]()
Haha, well done Rambaldi.
I didn' really care about the match, I'm an Arsenal fan, but I've got to agree, Rooney is the most arrogant and rude and stuck and... football player around. What sort of an image is this for young footballers to follow? He needs putting in his place!
Q: What do Manchester players use as birth control?
A: Their looks.
Those are hilarious!
Makes me feel inadequate as an American ![]()
The only one I've heard like that over here is
Q: How do you keep San Francisco '49ers off your lawn?
A: Build a goalpost.
Hmmm... this could be aimed at barnsley football club
LoL
CITY ! Go blues !
Man u suck! They didn't deserve anything at all Alex [I tried to be witty with his name, but I failed miserably] should stop trash talking the referee while walking onto the pitch.. The referee might as well has worn a man utd shirt..
> Sgeezy wrote:
> Man u suck! They didnt deserve anything at all Alex [repeat the above] should stop trash talking the referee while walking onto the pitch.. The referee might aswell has worn a man utd shirt..
How true is this ?
Very ! They always blame the referee for losing matches. Few month ago, man u lost & ronaldo was saying that the referee 'didn't show him enough support' what the hell ! refs who do a match where man u lose, are the best referees ever !
Sgeezy i'll buy you a pint me thinks ![]()
Goooo Man Utd! ![]()
UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED!
Wonderful Manchester United ![]()
UTD suck.
simple as.
Arsenal FTW
Emirates > OT
Highbury > OT
"Rambaldi die pls"
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Now thats not a nice thing to say ![]()
At least they have lots of players from their own country.. Good example for the rest
indeed, I only watch the world cup aswell
no everything deserves to be watched, but I hate supports that support against a team. Like for example the new trend for standard supporters is to wear an anti anderlecht shirt. I spit on them. They are partying if anderlecht or brugge get kicked out of the champ league or uefa cup, not realizing the coefficient of your country that decides how many teams can play european football the next season is made with the results of the previous season. I mean if any belgium team plays european football root for them. SO if your british be glad man u won and chelsea is second and liverpool is in final 4 and arsenal in final 8 it gets coefficients for english football up.
I myself have seen over 15 matches of the belgium national team live and about 5 of Gent and 35 of Club Brugge, must say best atmosphere is belgium national team by far.
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