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Re: fore guy's dat smoke ore players dat hate smokers 2 :p

are you american or daft for some other reason?

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Re: fore guy's dat smoke ore players dat hate smokers 2 :p

dip it in alcohol, drie it... wink

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Re: fore guy's dat smoke ore players dat hate smokers 2 :p

Dip them in petrol or diesel, and immediatly light them. I'm rather certain you'll never touch a cigarette again!

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Re: fore guy's dat smoke ore players dat hate smokers 2 :p

yea, petrol/diesel is even better I suppose big_smile make a video from it, so taht we can see it tongue

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You all scare me...

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Re: fore guy's dat smoke ore players dat hate smokers 2 :p

carve out some of the tobacco and replace it with a small firecracker. then stuff tobacco back in to cover it.

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Re: fore guy's dat smoke ore players dat hate smokers 2 :p

I wonder what it is you smoke exactly. I have a feeling it isn't very beneficial for your brain.

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Re: fore guy's dat smoke ore players dat hate smokers 2 :p

i was gonna say the same, el bekko. He might be an american trying to impersonate someone from 'belgum'

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Re: fore guy's dat smoke ore players dat hate smokers 2 :p

big_smile

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Re: fore guy's dat smoke ore players dat hate smokers 2 :p

i like decis' idea

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Re: fore guy's dat smoke ore players dat hate smokers 2 :p

1. cut a piece of brown wrapping paper about 1 inch wide and three inches long, roll it into a very thin needle, and shove that down the middle of the tobacco in the cigarette.  They'll smell and taste harsh.

2. pee on them and let them dry.

3. just stop taking your cigarettes out of your pockets.  if your shirt has pockets, use them.  If you can't, tuck your shirt in, and drop them inside your shirt like a cowboy.

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Or, to better the last one there Yell, roll the box up under your cuffs!

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big_smile let us know

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Re: fore guy's dat smoke ore players dat hate smokers 2 :p

What the hell is up with your english????

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??

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We never got a follow-up or update. sad

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Re: fore guy's dat smoke ore players dat hate smokers 2 :p

And you'll never going to get it.
This thread is closed.

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Re: fore guy's dat smoke ore players dat hate smokers 2 :p

I like how you adapted your grammar in the closing message to the general level in the thread.

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Good point! I blame the late hour. I'll have to.

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Re: fore guy's dat smoke ore players dat hate smokers 2 :p

I thought it was very well done. Proper use of grammar would have left the posters confused.

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