Topic: Summary of the Intergalactic Counsel Meeting
After a 10 decade long vacation the members of the Intergalactic Counsel saw fit to spend half a day at work. Despite the near unanimous complaints of hangovers and alcohol withdrawals some pieces of legislature did manage to get passed. Amid the usual stack of bills dictating counsel member salary increases and one bill creating "Counsel Member Appreciation Day", one piece of important legislation became law.
The Counsel has voted to disable the so called "Vacation Mode" when the defender in question is being attacked by a family member. All troublemakers should be advised that their families can now kill them off when they try to hide behind Vacation Mode protection.
Also since today is Counsel Member Appreciation Day all restaurants are required to serve free drinks to members of the Counsel. An additional amendment requires that Josh "The Bartender who cut Counsel Member Sleazy McSleazeface off at 8 drinks that one time" must wear a chicken suit (and I quote from the bill) "for like, forever."
Thank you.