I was promised a sexy appearance of Britney Spears in Glee. Yeah I know she had a couple down years with the whole head shaving and yeah I'm willing to bet she has herpes too. But still she looked amazingly hawt in her video for the song "3" and as the great eminem once said about Britney, she could be my mother and infected with aids and I'd still do her. I respect eminem because he says it like it is, so he must be right on this one too right?

Anyway, I was utterly and bitterly disappointed. This got me wondering. If the media can't even accuratly report whether Britney Spears is having a sexy appearance on Glee, what else are they misreporting? Sounds to me like the media has lost their way, and I for one will only be vindicated by a full uncensored news special on the imminent release of Duke Nukem Forever. It's been 12 years gawdemmit, he deserves his day in the spotlight along with some of his strippers. I would also humbly suggest to incorporate Britney.