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Topic: I Hereby Challenge Thee!

As often happens when you're out for a drink, challenges occur.
Last night I stumbled upon a challenge that I wanted to issue to more than one person, hence this thread.

I hereby challenge you to *succesfully* pick up a girl wearing a strap-on or other dildo-like object on top of your head.

The rules are simple and few:
- Proof is required (pics or it didn't happen, ya know)
- Current girlfriend or wife doesn't count
- Dead people don't count

Go go go!

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Re: I Hereby Challenge Thee!

do hookers count?

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Re: I Hereby Challenge Thee!

Just go for the trashy and ugly blonde ones.. I'm sure it won't be so hard tongue

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Re: I Hereby Challenge Thee!

if i go for the ugly blonde ones, i'm sure i won't be hard either.
if you know what i mean!


also, eltara is gay.

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Re: I Hereby Challenge Thee!

You could be the ugly blonde for him then. smile

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oh yeah ur right Primo, he said "pick up".. doesn't it count if you just get her number? tongue

And Primo can pull an R.Kelly on me anytime Leroy.. like his avi is insinuating

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i got laid wearing these bunny ears last night but it was wife so i guess didnt count and only sort of dildo like  http://imgur.com/DUBtj

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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8 Reply by [TI] Primo (edited by [TI] Primo 31-Jan-2011 00:06:44)

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did you at least do it rabbit style?


edit: typo, i dont want to know what rabbi style is.

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If it's, in some way, like missionary.. it can't be that bad tongue

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10 Reply by The Crow (edited by .:]FfT[:. ~Damon~ 31-Jan-2011 05:00:44)

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In theory you might have it easier with the strapon on your head. First of all it covers your face..to some degree..unless you are wearing a non-satisfactory strap-on...secondly..it separates you from the crowd..so people might ask "Why the hell are you wearing a strapon on your head?"

Come up with a great comeback and you might be in. Keyword in this is having a sense of humor I guess. Right now I'm quite tired and non-inventive but...

"It's national penis-celebration day, why arent you wearing one? Ehh never mind, I know you celebrate it on the inside wink Let's grab a drink..but since I'm wearing the penis on penis-day, you're buying.."

"I didn't find a hat that matched my outfit better, what do you think? Looks good on me tho, don't it ? "Well then you take me to a store they sell better ones, right now miss, and we'll talk it over there..."

"All the women I ever meet only want me for my penis, so I figured..if I put in on my head at least I get eye-contact..seeing as Im currently talking to you eye to eye..guess it works, lets grab a drink while you are still able to focus up here..."

"I'm actually a secret agent, this is my disguise..you woulda never guessed I was a secret agent would you, wearing this ? Nuh-uh...oh man. now I told you too much, we need to grab a coffee before someone sees us talking together"

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Re: I Hereby Challenge Thee!

when I want a woman Ijust snap my fingers

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: I Hereby Challenge Thee!

The only problem is that The Yell hasn't figured out exactly how to snap his fingers.  smile

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The Yell has fingers ? I always imagined him as kinda just a voice...floating mid air....meehhh now you broke him for me.

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i dont say it works sad

just soemthing I do

hey pengy this ones for you

Easy Wife Gives It Up On First Date NightSeptember 20, 2010 | ISSUE 46

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: I Hereby Challenge Thee!

i have three questions about that...

...what?
...what?

and what?

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In the butt?

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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17 Reply by The Yell (edited by The Yell 03-Feb-2011 20:40:49)

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Re: I Hereby Challenge Thee!

actually WFS is best suited to win this, because he's a bartender

you can strap a spigot handle onto your head

and when cute chicks ask why, say "I'm on tap!"


ps primo that's a story from Onion.com

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: I Hereby Challenge Thee!

... i now want to try this

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Re: I Hereby Challenge Thee!

also, im a bartender too!

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Re: I Hereby Challenge Thee!

Primo buddy, I noticed this a week ago and was told not to tell me, but I now feel that your failure is my responsability.

Your signiture is
1. Not original
2. From Bo Burnam's song "New Math"
3. Horribly wrong

What it says:
"Girls are like square roots. If they're under 18, you just gotta do them in your head."

What it should say:
"Squaring numbers is just like women, if they're under 13 just do em in your head"



Now I'm no math wiz, but numbers under 18 with clear square roots are actually quite easy to do.

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So you read something, substitute about half of it and then claim someone is unoriginal because it's "the wrong version of something from a song"?

That is brutal!

I'll never know if it was worth the pain, but I still loved it more than anything in the world - it was my life.

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Re: I Hereby Challenge Thee!

I never claimed it was original, I read it somewhere, thought it was funny, and decided to use it as my signature. In no way, shape or form do I claim ownership of the phrase.

And since they're easy, you should do them in your head.

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Re: I Hereby Challenge Thee!

but you mean squares not square roots or it doesn't make sense X(

the square root of 169 is 13, i did it in my head X(

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Re: I Hereby Challenge Thee!

121 is 11! 144 is 12!

What what, in my head!

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