Topic: i am a computer

beep beep

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I am a Road Runner.

Meep Meep!

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

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I am a stalker.

Creep creep!

Make Eyes Great Again!

The Great Eye is watching you... when there's nothing good on TV...

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I'm tired

sleep! sleep!

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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i'm a Bird

Piip piip big_smile

Airwing

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I am stingy

keep! keep!

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I'm a colonial english aristocrat living in india

naheeb! naheeb!

NEE NAW NEE NAW

Primo

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i am a gun bang bang

the maximum length of 500 is the max line of 5

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I have a sexy body..

yall wank wank yikes

" If the world flips you a Jeffrey, stroke a furry wall.. "

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i am wikileaks

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then u die die!

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*** Moved -> Roleplay ***

<@Nick> it always scares me when KT gets all dominatrixy
* I_like_pie is now known as pie|bbl
<@KT|afk> Look at him run!
<@Nick> if you tell him to slap you and call you mommy
<@Nick> i'm leaving and never coming back

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I wish I was a mod

*Moved* *Moved*

<Mizzle> ive been in a jailcel for the first time of my life during this night lol
<Mizzle> new experience big_smile

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pft, roleplay my ass, back to general yikes

NEE NAW NEE NAW

Primo

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I'm a maid

sweep sweep

God: Behold ye angels, I have created the ass.. Throughout the ages to come men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name...

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"roleplay my ass"

uh...I'd rather be a orc paladin

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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I am a Scowser

cheap! cheap!

~*✠ ]PW[ Forever ✠*~

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I wish I had Twitter.

Tweet tweet.

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i am god

smite smite

<Parrot> i bet if we asked random ic population they will know luster more than genesis

IF YOU WANT IT COME AND GET IT CAUSE ILL BE WAITING WITH MY ARMY TO SLAUGHTER YOURS

LuStEr

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I will be out of a job soon

weep weep

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I am depressed.

Cut cut.

Your = possessive. As in, "your grammar sucks."
You're = you are. As in, "you're an idiot for not knowing the difference."

Re: i am a computer

I like nipples.

Twist Twist.

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I just had lunch.

Burp burp.

<Mizzle> ive been in a jailcel for the first time of my life during this night lol
<Mizzle> new experience big_smile

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I'm a man

wank wank

<@Nick> it always scares me when KT gets all dominatrixy
* I_like_pie is now known as pie|bbl
<@KT|afk> Look at him run!
<@Nick> if you tell him to slap you and call you mommy
<@Nick> i'm leaving and never coming back