Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)
is staring trying to figure how I got in them jeans
and if they're about to blow
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
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is staring trying to figure how I got in them jeans
and if they're about to blow
should let me ride him around like a tauntaun
Wants to be the worlds first telecommuting janitor.
hops around to "Road to Calabria"
Failed his quest to become a pokemon master
has hello kitty luggage
Doesn't recycle.
Mixes aluminum, plastic, and paper in the same recycling bins
mixes aluminum and iron oxide and melts staircases
Yells at old ladies that go into a "10 items or less" line with a dozen eggs
helps little oldies cross the street and then robs them blind
Doesn't realize that it's not robbery, since a service was given to the little oldies
circles the parking lot reading his receipt line by line through a bullhorn
Lives in a house built out of tinker toys
is a porcupine
wishes he was that much of a prick
Undercooks toast.
Is smashing legos at one another in the hopes of observing Higgs Boson particles
die
Apparently sucks at this game
wears bunny slippers
wears cement slippers
Is the roomba.
Claims to own this world
is not welcome in the thunderdome
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