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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

checks with his wife before kicking anybody down a well

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

will meet his future wife in the bottom of a well

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

will probably never see his inlaws after the wedding

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

kicked a jew down a well

<@Nick> it always scares me when KT gets all dominatrixy
* I_like_pie is now known as pie|bbl
<@KT|afk> Look at him run!
<@Nick> if you tell him to slap you and call you mommy
<@Nick> i'm leaving and never coming back

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

will do 48 hours for coming into small claims court robed and bearded like Moses, bursting a binder of the Commercial Code onto the floor, and shouting "Behold, the tablets of the Law are shattered"

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

will turn the uniform commercial code into a follow your own path book and will follow the knight through the implied warranty of merchantability

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

won a case by citing the UCC, a sermon by St. Francis and blatant flirtation

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

likes conflict

till the end of time..

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

is starting to doubt the blind date in the helmet was really the Stig

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

gets smacked every time he talks

<@Nick> it always scares me when KT gets all dominatrixy
* I_like_pie is now known as pie|bbl
<@KT|afk> Look at him run!
<@Nick> if you tell him to slap you and call you mommy
<@Nick> i'm leaving and never coming back

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

has an infrared security cam to tell who farted

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

is lame cause he has forgotten me!

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

should come on msn to catch up one day! smile

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh!"

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

previous name was Star66?

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

should know that star99 is his split personality.. er.. i mean family member

<@Nick> it always scares me when KT gets all dominatrixy
* I_like_pie is now known as pie|bbl
<@KT|afk> Look at him run!
<@Nick> if you tell him to slap you and call you mommy
<@Nick> i'm leaving and never coming back

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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

likes his new MacBookPro

"'******? Worthless things like that,
I never had them for as long as I can remember!"
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Re: Say Something About The Person Above (Part 2)

has boots with goldfish in the soles

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