Topic: Tea Party Politics
well in the interests of history there's this fairly right-wing movement called the Tea Party that wants to stop borrowing and spending and legislating everything, and it calls itself teh Tea Party after the Revolutionary group of 1775 Boston, and they wave the old "dont tread on me" rattlesnake flags of that Revolution, and they put about 1 million people in the capital t oprotest
and they are picking fairly right wing people to run in the 2010 elections on the Republican ticket
and they have upset old-school Republicans that want to compromise a bit to win votes of middle people.
None more so than in the State of Delaware
this woman Christine ODonnell was GOP candidate for senate in 2008 against Joe Biden
Biden won. But he also got elected VP. So now they are electing his replacement. And the GOP had a primary to determine who got to be Republican candidate this time. And the GOP party heads wanted a Congressman named Mike castle to win it because he was more "moderate" and the Tea Party candidate was Christine ODonnell and she beat him by 3%
so a lot of Republican insiders came out and said she was crazy, she opposed masturbation as a sin and owed back taxes and hasnt had a job in a while
and a lot of right wingers like Rush Limbaugh said "so what, she was good enough in 2008 wasnt she"
now it turns out that she did Bill Maher's show in 1999 and he kept the tapes, whcih is really a whole other story in itself, and she admitted to being a kook who dated a Satanist.
So the Republican insiders said "see we told you" and the right wingers say "so what" and the Republcians say "you go elect then if you think she can win" and the right wing says "so you want a Democrat to win?" and the Republicans say "no but you screwed it up for everybody, we could have had a majority and the chairmanships" and the right wing says "yeah but you are useless liars with no balls, you screwed it up since 2004 and you aren't any better than Democrats" and the Republicans say "that's crazy talk, you have to see that Obama is the AntiChrist and must be stopped with the lesser evil" and the right wing says "you lost no matter how it turns out in Delaware and be damned to you, if you're the cure we prefer the disease for a while longer'
so that is how democracy is supposed to work. I hope the afghans are taking notes.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.