Topic: If America Had Backed the Kaiser
Even if the Royal Navy could break an American blockade, there would be no other source for grain and raw materials to keep the UK going. Britain, not Germany, would be starved into surrender.
With Britain out of the war, the Japanese would not have taken German possession in Asia. The Japanese Empire would never extend further west than Korea or further south than Okinawa.
With Britain out of the war, the Turks would retain the middle east. There would be no Israel.
Without any desperation about the war in the West or the Turks, the Germans would not send Lenin to Petrograd. There would never have been a Soviet Union or a Warsaw bloc.
Without German defeat, there would never have been a Third Reich, nor a Holocaust. Nor an expulsion of Jewish physicists. Nor a letter to the American president about the weaponization of fission. In 2010 there would be no nuclear weapons.
The UK in 2010, if it were allowed to be united, would be a disarmed province of a European hegemon; its economy hostage to German planning; its populace denied any right to self-defense; its Empire completely stripped; its factories idled; its foriegn policy, accomodating and ineffective; compelled to send much of its treasure overseas each year as payment on old debts...
So I guess it's good that didn't happen!
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.