way to take stuff out of context

apparently all mods have to be replaced with new better mods

with mad programming skillz

who work for free

and don't know Adoross

so he can't warn them

they hate you because you are beautiful

I propose we close all government subsidized art galleries and pour the money into our health system, there's no way the government should keep on bankrolling those elitist death traps

btw TBO cant spell our*

simple corrections like are to our can make you look less weird lol

every time i see someone correcting spelling, i think of pedophiles teachers, i guess it's so that when you make your police statement against them, that you can at least spell "Mr. Tinyest buggered me in the boot".
if you want to correct someone on they're spelling... go someplace that cares... the real people here don't give a flying [banana] how it's spelled, as long as you know what they meant.

lol +1 HJ

ought*

battle star galactica... they say it very much

A Redneck's Kindness

An Irishman in a wheelchair rolls into a bar and asks the waitress for a cup of coffee. He then looks over at the bar and asks the waitress, "Is that Jesus?" The waitress says that it is, so the Irishman says, "Give him a cup of coffee... I'll pay."

A few minutes later, an Englishman with a humped back walks in and asks the waitress for a cup of tea. He then asks the waitress, "Hey... is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nods and so the Englishman says, "Give 'im a cup of tea... on me."

A few minutes later, a Redneck walks in on a pair of crutches. He says, "Hey, sweet thang... how's 'bout an ice-cold coke. Holy smokes... is that Jesus?" The waitress says, "Sure is." So, the Redneck says, "Give the ol' boy a coke... put it on my tab."

Later, Jesus gets up to leave, walks over to the Irishman, touches him and says, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman gets up out of his wheelchair and dances a jig out of the door.

Jesus walks over to the Englishman, touches him and says, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Englishman stretches out his back and does backflips out the door.

Jesus walks over to the Redneck. Then, the Redneck gets up, backs away, and says, "Stay away from me... I'm drawin' disability!"

thats hilarious omfg... i think i pissed myself oops......... jesus got anything for old age???????