Topic: I Demand a Presidential Pardon. And a Parade.
Flight Attendant Pops Emergency Chute, Escapes Plane at JFK
An American Airlines aircraft, left, and two JetBlue aircraft, right, taxi on a runway at JFK. Updated, 4:26 p.m.
A jetBlue flight attendant upset because a passenger refused to apologize after accidentally striking him with luggage, allegedly spewed obscenities over the PA system, then activated and slid down a plane
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.