Topic: I Demand a Presidential Pardon. And a Parade.

Flight Attendant Pops Emergency Chute, Escapes Plane at JFK

An American Airlines aircraft, left, and two JetBlue aircraft, right, taxi on a runway at JFK. Updated, 4:26 p.m.

A jetBlue flight attendant upset because a passenger refused to apologize after accidentally striking him with luggage, allegedly spewed obscenities over the PA system, then activated and slid down a plane

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

Re: I Demand a Presidential Pardon. And a Parade.

"grabbed two beers from the galley"

"Gawker unearthed what appears to be Slater

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Re: I Demand a Presidential Pardon. And a Parade.

It was one of those days

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.