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Topic: Note to Spanish Friends

can you stick michelle obama in a hut in  the pyrenees with one change of clothes, and nothing but goat cheese and turnips for a couple days?

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Re: Note to Spanish Friends

Goat cheese and turnips are actually the secret service code names for Sarkozy and Bruni.

For some reason, turnips are irreversibly linked with Mario in my mind.

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Re: Note to Spanish Friends

Makes sense.  Seriously, what else would you do with a turnip other than throwing it at people who hate you?

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Re: Note to Spanish Friends

Make sugar out of it?

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Sugar? With water?

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Re: Note to Spanish Friends

what exactly does mario have to do with carla bruni?

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Re: Note to Spanish Friends

what a shame on Michelle Obama spending milions on renting 60+ rooms while american citizens in US live on food-stamps

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I guess Render is stuck in a traffic jam cause by Michelle Obama and can't post

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Me too on Mario and turnips, [TI] ZoZferatu [Pw9]. Don't lie. We all know why. And we're all happier for it.

I'm confused why I need to be taxed into using less energy by people like Michelle Obama who use more energy in a weekend than I will use in my life. Just like taxing the super rich because they have more to give, why don't they start their massive energy policy change with people like themselves who use the most energy and can cut back the most?

If energy use and emissions as a result are a crime against the planet, she's a a bigger criminal than me by a factor of millions. I'm not saying it would be right for someone to shoot her in the face, but it could save the planet.

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Re: Note to Spanish Friends

klingons cant be killed that way

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Re: Note to Spanish Friends

Ask Me If I Care!

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