Re: Countdown to American Elimination
damn Spain's holding them ![]()
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.
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damn Spain's holding them ![]()
damn you chris! this goal is your fault!
...the squid...the squid has spoken... ![]()
The squid's never wrong! Damn that squid!
ole ole ole ole!!!!
a well deserved victory for spain.
this is gonna be interesting, both Spain and Holland stay strong all the way, will be a rough 2nd Half for the championship
Psychic octopus strikes again
If that squid picks Spain for Sunday then I'm going to fill its tank with freshwater!
It just tells it like it is. It just lays it out for y'all to play it out.
There will be no squid anymore on sunday:P
But right, spain clearly was the better team today.
Calamari on the house? ![]()
ok ok ok here it is ok PAUL THE SQUID ok so the squid is making calls for the games and being a jackass and not even questioning how it has its powers and the phone rings and its the mob and the mob tells the squid to throw the Superbowl* or they'll break its knees so the squid goes for the wrong team. But the wrong team wins! So now the squid is on the run from the mob and it has to find out how come the wrong team won. so it teams up with a single mom played by Rosie Perez** with a sassy kid and she helps it run from the mob. And along the way the squid learns some humanity and it helps her remove the kids appendix when they're trapped by a storm with the help of a ouija board. then the mob catches them and its like give up squid or we whack the kid in front of the mom or the mom in front of the kid or both in front of mirrors or whatever. So the squid gives up and the mob*** throws it on a roof to die. And its bakign in the hot sun and we see the hot sun and WHOA the sun is Liam Neeson and it tells him he always had the power to do good so he gets sent back**** with super speed and he can run on dry land and he can tote two shotguns and run at the same time and he kicks ass*****
then they show mom and the kid and the squid and they run a carwash as a happy family. Then there's a knock on the door and its ironman asking for help. BAM! credits
* polled better with test audience
** not fixed in concrete yet, anybody cheap but Lohan
*** i'm thinking Gary Sinise
**** the squid, not Liam Neeson
***** or slaps ass, or whatever they do, beak it maybe
******
mr squid predicted holland will beat spain!
That was photoshoped, it think the real prediction will be tommorow. ![]()
i thought the squid only did germany games...
Yeah maybe he will balk
"Appalling."
"The guy who designed this ball never played football."
"The worst ball that I have seen in my life."
So says everyone from Iker Casillas to Robinho to Fabio Capello. Former Liverpool striker Craig Johnson even wrote a passionate 12-page letter to Sepp Blatter, president of FIFA, on how the Adidas ball "could ruin the game as we know it." Trashing the Jabulani has become something of a sport in its own right, with wildly mishit shots celebrated with resounding cries of "Jabulani!" in pubs and living rooms around the globe.
Now it turns out there is a very real scientific basis for all the moaning. NASA's aerodynamics people at the Ames Investigation Centre managed to get some MLS players to kick a very dusty Jabulani around to what sounds like a soundtrack from a 1970s instructional video. The tests confirm what everyone has been saying: Jabulani's scanty 440-gram weight, coupled with the high-altitude conditions in South Africa, means when at speeds of 44 mph or more the ball becomes susceptible to something called the "knuckle effect." That's aerodynamic shorthand for "it swerves all around like crazy at high speeds because of the air flow on the seams and stuff," which isn't so bad when you get goals like this.
Adidas has yet to respond to the new scientifically based criticisms, and Sepp Blatter and FIFA are meeting in September to discuss the horrible aftermath left in Jabulani's zig-zagging wake. What's really frightening though is that we now know World Cup footballers are apparently as adept at noting erratic aerodynamic patterns as NASA's rocket scientists. Be afraid.
http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/blog/dirty-tackle/post/NASA-piles-on-the-Jabulani-hate?urn=sow,254182
JOHANNESBURG
North Korean football team shamed in six-hour public inquiry over World Cup
North Korea's football team has been shamed in a six-hour public inquisition and the team's coach has been accused of "betraying" the reclusive leader's heir apparent following their failure at the World Cup, according to reports.
By Barney Henderson
Published: 12:15PM BST 30 Jul 2010
The team's coach, Kim Jong-hun, was reportedly forced to become a builder and has been expelled from the Workers' Party of Korea. Photo: REUTERS The entire squad was forced onto a stage at the People's Palace of Culture and subjected to criticism from Pak Myong-chol, the sports minister, as 400 government officials, students and journalists watched.
The players were subjected to a "grand debate" on July 2 because they failed in their "ideological struggle" to succeed in South Africa, Radio Free Asia and South Korean media reported.
The coach was punished for "betraying" Kim Jong-un - one of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il's sons and heir apparent.
The country, in its first World Cup since 1966, lost all three group games
Wow.
In the western world a failing manager or a fraudster CEO ruining his company gets a golden handshake of 500 million euros. Now that's progress!
oh I read northkorean players were sent to work in iron mines for their results in WC, now that's extreme, but the way big bankers causing a world financial crisis are rewarded is even more extreme imo, they should be hang off their neck and showed in the streets, like in the far west, this way they would rather choose to play football and lose.
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Paul the Octopus has died ![]()
+++ R.I.P +++
All Spain cries the loss
yes we do
.. next european and world cup we'll win again as a thank you for Paul ![]()
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