Topic: TV Shows that Should Be Made
"So You Think You Can Box" -- amatuers get to spar in the ring before champs, past and present. Really awful contestants have to spar with the host, Mike Tyson, who will dismiss them brutally in a Cowell-like manner. In later weeks contestants are thrown off their mettle with changeups of style and content-- muy thai boxing, endless rounds ("ya gotta EARN that bell!") and visits from boxing greats like Tea Ali who suddenly box the contestants bare-knuckle in their street clothes. The Winner gets a lifetime contract with Don King.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.