PS
hamburger is ground steak, its not gonna transfer heat gently like unmacerated steak will
its more like paper, FWOOMT its burnt, that's why you can cook patties with a half inch of glowing charcoal
to get hamburger "medium rare" means you just don't cook any part of it with enough heat.
just order E coli and have done with it
The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.