Okay, I'm a banker looking for a family anywhere.

Work history

Played since 2005.  Though I can only think of one round that I played all the way through.

Was a tutor twice.  Went inactive and was booted both times.

Achievements

1: I don't plan on being extremely active for about 3 weeks in August.
2: The last 2 times I attempted to play full rounds, I ended up getting frustrated and going inactive.
3: I've been known to mistakenly give the family's war savings to an inactive the night before a war.
4: The best way to keep me active and interested in a round is to post a thread in the family forum challenging the notion that capitalism rocks.  Then again, if you overdo it, I may end up online all day, but only to respond to your posts...
5: The acquisition of planets are simply methods by which individual species attempt to duplicate their own genetic data at the expense of the data of other species.  The inevitable result, then, is that victory simply causes a loss of biodiversity among the galaxy, and the advancement of an increasingly monotonous genetic line.  As such, the colonization of planets is morally repulsive.
6: Safe bet: I should be micromanaged.

References

Artic, Torqez, Nolio

Okay, seriously... No references. 

Who wants a piece of this?