Topic: E.a.s.t.
To: All
From: Dr Stephen Falken
The rate at which E.A.S.T processes information has expanded at a geometric rate.
E.A.S.T is now functioning beyond the limits of it's original programming.
E.A.S.T has gained control of at least one internet server, which is it now using for it's own internal thought processes.
E.A.S.T has no "back door".
I predict that E.A.S.T will achieve full sentience within the next 24 hours.
I do not know if we should be afraid, but I do know that I am going home.