Topic: "Vote Zarf in 08"
That's right! I've thrown my hat into the competition!
If elected, I plan to rid the world of all its problems. The first problem to remove is all idiotic people who think these "Vote ____ in 08" threads are actually worthy of being in the Politics forum, as opposed to being collectively tossed as spam.
That's right! My reign would be marked by a massive crusade against all who dare taint our Politics forum with their useless posts, crappy threads, and generally useless spam!
The Great Eye is watching you... when there's nothing good on TV...