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It could hardly be said to be the most dignified of send-offs.
Undertakers in Belgium plan to eschew traditional burials and cremations and start dissolving corpses instead.
The move is intended to tackle a lack of burial space and environmental concerns as 573lbs of carbon dioxide are released by each cremated corpse.

Under the process, known as resomation, bodies are treated in a steel chamber with potassium hydroxide at high pressure and a temperature of 180c (350f).
The raised pressure and temperature means the body reaches a similar end point as in standard cremation

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Sounds like Coca Cola.

Je maintiendrai

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE

personally I don't care what happens after my death, as long as my body doesn't come into the hands of Primo ofc

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fail

he just has to promise "no hands"

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Funny thing is that we're not the first country that's willing to adopt this procedure (it's not legal just yet). Denmark does it iirc.

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I wish I could post a link to the funeral scene from brazil, but alas it's nowhere to be found on teh nets

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I wanna get turned into a McDonalds Shake!!!

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I'd like to be shot with a canon into the sea..

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this thread could be legally binding on your estate, in the USA

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wtf spoilertitle X(

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yikes damn sorry dude

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It's ok, I've only seen it 3 times, but I couldn have forgotten meanwhile!

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> Undertakers in Belgium plan to eschew traditional burials and cremations and start dissolving corpses instead. <

WATERWORLD!
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> I'd like to be shot with a canon into the sea.. <

I'd like to be strapped to a nuke and fired at the moon.
Actually, as long as I'll explode, and take part of the universe with me, I'll be happy.

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