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is that I never had a brother, only a two year older sister. So that's why in a mock wrestling match both the brothers of my gf managed to mop the floor with me yesterday, causing the agony in my back today. They fought eachother vehemently growing up, little do I kow of all the cheap tricks, joint-locks and dismissal of holding back to achieve victory.

So really, getting my ass kicked in this mock wrestling matches isn't that big of a deal.  I don't have their experience, so it wasn't a fair fight and this cannot be attributed to a lack of physical prowess or courage.

Right? sad

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Re: My excuse

wrong.

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3 Reply by Frenzay (edited by Frenzay 12-Jul-2010 21:21:25)

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Mock wrestling? How old are you lol. And go to the gym take steroids and eat 10 times a day smile And then go back and kick their ass

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You sure it wasn't your girlfriend that beat you up ZoZ and this is just a coverup?

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Re: My excuse

he fails to mention that his gf's brothers are 2 and 5 years old respectively

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yea, and his gf is the middle child.

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My two brothers are 7 and 15 years older than me so I never found brother wrestling that much fun or ever got much good at it either.

tweehonderd graden, dat is waarom ze me mr. fahrenheit noemen, ik reis aan de snelheid van het licht, ik ga een supersonische man van u maken

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dude, next time they whip you just drag yourself off the floor and say "man, your sister really wore me out!"

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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ZoZ! I WILL DESTROY YOU IF I COME TO BELGIUM THIS SUMMER!

YOU SHALL BE SHOWN NO MERCY!

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stfu ginger

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WTF YOU SAY CANADIAN BOY x(

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get your ginger ass to belgium bastardo X(

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<- not canadian

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AND I AM NOT GINGEEEEER  RARRIArgAGR arjhs X(X(X(X(XX(XX(

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15 Reply by avogadro (edited by avogadro 13-Jul-2010 02:08:28)

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my 2 year older brother and i never fake wrestled... it was pretty real.... if one of us showed our back to the other in one of our bouts, the other would go straight for the spine; the fights typically ended one of two ways, either a parent stopped it or if a parent wasn't home, typically the one losing would get the other in the balls then sprint to the bathroom and lock himself in there until are parent got home.  I was even hospitalized once for a mild concussion from a bout.

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the middle bro tried to make them real, but where i got a fairly big build both my younger brothers are like twigs. frequently middle bro would start a bout while we were watching tv or something, and mc would just sit on the couch and watch/laugh our dad had a standing rule, don't start anything that you expect him to finish cuz if you started it it wasn't his problem. he'd come into the living see that i had i had him in a headlock, look at mc and go "who started it", if it wasn't me he'd just go "some day you'll learn" and go find another tv.

we also did some decent damage to our house. a few pictures were broken, we almost knocked a big old school 36in tv out the window (piece of shit weighed 100+ lbs), broke the banister on our staircase when i tried to tackle him when he was running away. our dog got excited and i had to alter my tackle so i didn't kill my puppy, and ended up full out tackling the lowest part of it just splintered all to hell.

good times

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what is this i dont even

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Re: My excuse

ah you remind me when I was a jerk and fought my brother.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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you have a brother?!!!!!   what an unfortunate soul....

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yes I blame myself for how he turned out

I have apologized for that repeatedly but he can't forgive

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Wrestling is fake.

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@ Chris,

lol, oh? your Brother is also your Son? I have heard of Americans like you, deep south are where you guys hang. tongue

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no he is my younger brother and now he is a lawyer in san francisco

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poor guy, he isn't even human anymore...

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hehe, sorry Chris, it was just a joke smile. And yes I agree with Avo too tongue

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