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Topic: What a way to die

Honestly, how would you be.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/health/7926285/healthy-woman-dies-watching-pornography

Imagine delivering the message to the next of kin. "I'm sorry to tell you, masterbation kills...."

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Re: What a way to die

a warning to you all.

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: What a way to die

i've done that before

So I told the cop, "No YOU'RE driving under the influence... of being a JERK!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

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Re: What a way to die

You have been discovered in your home by police after you failed to show up for work before?

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Re: What a way to die

he warned you all before

The core joke of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is that of course no civilization would develop personal computers with instant remote database recovery, and then waste this technology to find good drinks.
Steve Jobs has ruined this joke.

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Re: What a way to die

Before we all died in our bed with a dildo alongside us and a pornographic video in our laptop?

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