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usa will go metric before argentina learns humility
and vice versa 
(are they metric in argentina??)
HAH I WOULD be humble if all my wrenches didn't fit anymore
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what about your wenches?
hmm, it does sound better in mm
> ..Nemeara.. wrote:
> and vice versa (are they metric in argentina??)
yes, they are metric.... and americans are supposed to be ignorant of other cultures....
well mostly
I hear they still measure some stuff by a hand's breath
america will never yield! tell em Mr. T
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAPXGuRIXsA
I predict a german decade.
We will win all worldcups until 2018. Male and female. Same goes for Eurocup! and for Eurovision Contenst:D
After that my nation will most likely be bankrupt and bavarians will take over 
oh noooo, our paul the octopus oracle said spain will win:(
makes sense, they can get him sex with calamari
Put a sock in it Leo! Mick Jagger's just can't cope with DiCaprio's vuvuzela
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 10:50 AM on 6th July 2010
When you've played some of the biggest, and loudest, gigs in the world it might be thought you could cope with a bit of horn playing.
Not when you are Mick Jagger. And particularly not when the horn in question is the notorious South African vuvuzela, even if it is being blown by Leonardo DiCaprio.
The stars were in Cape Town to watch the World Cup quarter final between Germany and Argentina when we captured this hilarious set of pictures.
Game on: Leonardo DiCpario shows his enthusiasm during the Germany-Argentina match as Sir Mick Jagger takes photos
Sitting directly behind the Rolling Stone legend, Leonardo and his Mick's son Lucas appeared to be really enjoying the game.
At one point, Leonardo stood and gave a particularly loud toot on his red vuvuzela.
Mick did not look impressed and stared straight ahead with a furious expression and at one stage put a hand over his ear to shield the noise.
Proud of his German heritage, in 2008 Leonardo told German paper BILD: 'Germany will always be my second home.'
His mother emigrated to the US but gave her son the middle name 'Wilhelm'.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1292357/World-Cup-2010-Mick-Jaggers-just-cope-Leonardo-DiCaprios-vuvuzela.html#ixzz0svVWW0GT
USA! USA! Boomboom snick, boomboom snick, boomboom snick boomboomboom snick
The die is cast, all is lost. Even Jogi Loew's smelly blue cardigan can't save his team now.
Paul the octopus has chosen Spain as the victor over Germany in Wednesday's World Cup semifinal match.
The only glimmer of hope is that Paul's last incorrect prediction came on the eve of the Euro 2008 final, when he chose Germany to beat Spain (Spain won 1-0). Although there are no experts on psychic mollusks around to comment on whether or not Paul's incorrect predictions have to be cosmically balanced out according to some mystic cephalopod ESP force, it can safely be said that, yes, Germany has some reason to hope.
If, however, things go pear-shaped for Loew's wunderteam Wednesday, angry German fans feeling scorned by Paul after he earned their good graces may want to take some of the recipe advice offered from more than one Argentine cook. As the Telegraph explains:
Following the quarter-final prediction where Paul correctly guessed Argentina would lose to Germany the Argentineans threatened to kill the octopus and put it in a paella.
The newspaper El Dia gave this recipe for anyone daring to capture Paul: "All you need is four normal potatoes, olive oil for taste and a little pepper."
Or his handlers at the Aquarium Sea Life in Oberhausen could just, you know, free Paul from captivity instead of sticking glass boxes in his tank every other day expecting an octopus to somehow correctly guess football results.
http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Paul-the-octopus-picks-Spain-over-Germany?urn=sow,253940
idiot, this octopus cannot be allowed to breed outside captivity! Would you condemn a future mankind to suffer the rule of the Kraken?
> avogadro wrote:
> > ..Nemeara.. wrote:
> and vice versa (are they metric in argentina??)
yes, they are metric.... and americans are supposed to be ignorant of other cultures....
they are, and they rule at it, just like they rule at everything else, what 's yr point? i was in total concordance there.
how can you figure psi in metric? and if you don't know that then you got flat tires and burst pipes and you can't make homemade explosives
yah! go Dutch
A Pascal, which is a Newton per metre square is the metric unit of pressure.
As someone who comes from the birthplace of the imperial unit system I can honestly say it is utterly retarted. But despite that miles are much better than km and lbs and oz are much better than kg. Fact. " and ' are much better than metres
p.s. Go Nederlandsh! Beat the cheating scumbags
yaH!!!
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Jezus that was intense!!! THE ref was tormenting us for the last seconds!
you know, if the Spanish Dutch and Germans came out and said they were all one Europe and that the EU won the world cup, so they weren't going to play against each other, that would be really meaningful
just an idea
put down the molotov cocktails
w000000000000t
you darn dutch crashed the server!
The people outside are still screaming. I wonder if it's still possible to talk to people tommorow!
i hope the elevator wasn't on fire
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